Aug 12, 2003 23:53
jess is definitely sleepin on my couch right now, haha! she came over super drunk, and i made her sit in the basement, while eating my leftover chinese food, and watching nip/tuck. in the process of eating the chinese, she spilled at least half of it all over the couch, my included, and i was sitting like 2 feet away...fuckin incredible! next came 3 kit kats....then half a bag (the big bags) of chips.
mind you 3 pisses came and went during all of this! if she reads this, maybe she can translate half of the shit she said back to me, haha.
i need chap stick like a mo fo.
i'll stick with smokin pat...patricia is a hottie