I have the girls version of blue balls. What would they call that, blue clit?

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I got a speeding ticket today. Go figure! I'm not saying I shouldn't have gotten it, because I was definitely speeding, but in my defense I wasn't paying any attention! (Ha Ha) Serves me right I guess. I was driving my brothers vehicle and it kinda gets away from you. It really wasn't intentional. If I were in a hurry or on some type of mission (other than getting a liter of Vodka) I think I would probably feel much better about it because I feel so stupid this way. I saw the cop, looked at my speedometer, and thought "Oh, fuck." And since it was my brothers vehicle does that mean his insurance will go up if the ticket affects it? I wouldn't think so but I'm kind of worried about that. I was hopping I wouldn't have to tell him about it.

One hundred and eight dollars later I've learned my lesson about driving and I've decided to start paying a little more attention.