A little drunk feelin'

Apr 08, 2006 08:20

I don't know why I am awake but I don't like it. I got home at 4 this morning and I think I may still be a little drunk.

My sister called me last night and told me she had 2 guys interested in dating me. I thought that was funny seeing that I have never asked her to hook me up. One, she said, is a security guard at the hospital and I will probably not be interested but she swears sometimes he and I are the same person. The example she used was regarding the fact that I sometimes, yes it's true, stand in front of the mirror and flex my butt. However I also have always had reservations about dating a man who is voluntarily bald (assuming it's the one I'm thinking of). Three out of every 5 men will lose their hair. There is only so little time.

The other, Adam (I actually know who this one is), is cute and rather corky. Plenty of hair, but I'm not sure how well I will get along with a left hander. Plus, I know he reads books so he might be a dork, but he wears ankle bracelets and sandals. That's not dorky.

I guess we're hanging out tonight. I guess I should hold on to this buzz.

I bet he likes camping and slow walks on the beach.
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