Communism < Crossdressing

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Fandom: Axis Powers Hetalia
Pairing: USxUK
Rating: PG+
Word Count: 998 (w00, under 1,000!)
Worksafe: Yes
Warnings: Men cross-dressing with guns! =DDD And, since I'm American, bad British Arthurian slang.
Author's Note: HOLY CRAP, YOU GUYS, IT'S NOT KHR! BUT LOL. Look at the last four numbers in the URL. xD (Mostly) based off of evilapple513's doodle cube

Comments

[harmonde]

"Woohoo, strut your stuff! Show it off!"

England kept walking, flipped him off, then tripped to the floor rather unceremoniously (and amusingly, but America would never admit how hard he was laughing on the inside). America rushed over (expertly, of course, in those shoes) and crouched down (lady-like, of course, in that skirt) to check him over.

WORK THOSE HIPS, ARTHUR. XD

You just know that in true Bond fashion, the two of them are going to have sex immediately aftwards. With the dresses on, of course.

[binni]

But of course! I just wanted to keep this somewhat-kid-friendly. *coughcough*

[kawaiihoto]

how about an R-rated sequel

[binni]

HMM... I DUNNO. IT COULD, QUITE POSSIBLY, BE IN THE WORKS. *twiddles thumbs*

[harmonde]

Oh, of course. For the children. :D I'm all for the R rated sequel, too.

[binni]

Always for the children. |Db

Okay, okay, I'm on it! xD

[harmonde]

I know it's a tough job, but I'm more than willing to read APH porn so the children don't have to. Because I care.

Yay! I can just picture Alfred trying to persuade Arthur to leave his heels on. Arthur is.....disgruntled, to say the least.

[binni]

Oh, the things we do for our juniors....

lololol Oh, I can see that xD

[harmonde]

We are truly dedicated.

When it comes to drag!porn, the sky's the limit.