Bingo Amnesty Type Thing
I suppose I should have posted this before the deadline, since I DID get at least one Bingo line - but I was aiming for blacking out the whole card. Still might, but in practice I don't know that I'm going to get the remaining squares filled in now that the summer's over and I'm back at work.
Anyway, here's what I've got so far:
Total no of stories: 20
Overall wordcount: 108,329 words
Fandoms: Supernatural, Leverage, CWRPS, Harry Potter, Firefly, Sandman, Star Trek Reboot
Title: A Change In The Wind
Fandom: Firefly/Pirates Of The Caribbean
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Cliche: Fusion With Another Fandom
Summary: in which Captain Malcolm Reynolds, formerly of His Majesty's Navy, finds himself with a stowaway aboard the sailing vessel 'Serenity'.
Wordcount: 7727
Title: One More Shot
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Sam/Jo
Cliche: Truth or Dare
Summary: Dean's in Hell, and Sam isn't dealing with it at all well. Jo doesn't much want to be the shoulder he cries on, though.
Wordcount: 7326
Title: The Real Thing
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Cliche: First Times
Summary: in which Remus doesn't know how to say no, even though he probably should.
Wordcount: 1562
Title: Role Model
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Cliche: Kidfic
Summary: in which James T Kirk finds himself babysitting, in spite of all his efforts to avoid it.
Wordcount:1787
Title: Endless Moments 1: Destiny
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Cliche: Backstory
Summary: In which an Alliance Operative comes to an unwelcome realisation about his chosen profession.
Wordcount: 758
Title: Endless Moments 2: Death
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/a
Cliche: Character Death
Summary: in which Wash meets a pretty girl, and gets some bad news.
Wordcount: 1136
Title: Endless Moments 3: Dream
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: Various
Cliche: Ghosts & Hauntings
Summary: in which Kaylee dreams
Wordcount: 1081
Title: Endless Moments 4: Desire
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: Inara/Desire
Cliche: Backstory (II)
Summary: in which Inara encounters a living legend, and receives a bitter gift.
Wordcount: 2107
Title: Endless Moments 5: Despair
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Cliche: Episode Tag
Summary: in which Mal Reynolds experiences a paradigm shift.
Wordcount: 662
Title: Endless Moments 6: Destruction
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Cliche: Physical Violence
Summary: in which River holds nothing back
Wordcount: 911
Title: Endless Moments 7: Delirium
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Cliche: Pre-canon fic
Summary: in which Jayne Cobb suffers the effects of exhaustion, dehydration and sunstroke.
Wordcount: 3450
Title: Sorted
Fandom: Leverage
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Hardison/Eliot
Cliche: Courting Rituals
Summary: Hardison, bless his geeky wee heart, ponders which Hogwarts House each of the team would be sorted into. Eliot just wants his damn headset fixed. (Dialogue-only)
Wordcount: 1357
Title: Stone Walls Do Not A Prison Make
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Castiel/Lucifer (Castiel/Dean)
Rating: NC17
Cliche: Imprisonment
Summary: in which Lucifer revives Castiel in mortal form, after the archangels destroy him, and Castiel is highly suspicious of Lucifer's claims that he doesn't want to bring on the Apocalypse.
Wordcount: 10,437
Title: The Dream Of The Fisherman's Wife
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Dean/Tentaclemonster
Rating: NC17
Cliche: Tentacles
Summary: Oldskool erotic grotesque tentacleporn.
Wordcount: 1499
Title: Simply Irresistible
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG13ish?
Pairing: Dean/Castiel-ish
Cliche: Sex God/Goddess
Summary: in which Dean Winchester is rendered even more irresistible than usual by a particularly passionate goddess, to Sam's considerable distress.
Wordcount: 4394
Title: Control
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Castiel/Dean
Cliche: Secrets & Lies, Episode Tags & Missing Scenes
Summary: inspired by the kink meme prompt: "Castiel/Dean Smith (Episode 4x17) After Dean spanks Castiel over his desk for making a typing mistake, he then makes him pull down his trousers and fucks him. (Just watched 'Secretary' and loved it.)
Wordcount: 11,106
Title: Brothels With Bricks Of Religion
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC17
Warning: Noncon
Pairing: Lucifer!Sam/Castiel
Cliche: Bodyshare
Summary: Inspired by the spn kink_meme prompt: “Castiel makes a deal with Lucifer to save Dean from death. God I would adore you if it was Sam!Lucifer and Dean was forced to watch as Castiel loses his virginity riding the devil. Guh!”
Wordcount: 8093
Title: Five Things That Castiel Does Not Understand (And One That He Does)
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Pairing: Dean/Cas (or not, depending on how slashy your goggles are)
Cliche: Five Things
Summary: See title
Wordcount: 1935
Title: The Unsuitable Virgin
Fandom: CWRPS
Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC17
Cliche: Historical AU
Summary: Crossdressing Regency Pastiche, in which The Honorable Jared, second son of the Earl of Padaleck, discovers on his wedding night that his blushing bride is not all she appears...
Wordcount: 6285
Title: Starstruck
Fandom: CWRPS
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Cliche: Secrets and Lies
Summary: a J2 movie AU based on 'Notting Hill', featuring misunderstandings, secrets, lies, twists, turns, comic books, Japanese-Ethiopian fusion cuisine, a lesbian wedding, several fabulous movies that really should exist, heartache, tequila, some exceptionally awful blind dates, hot boy-on-boy sex, and true love.
Wordcount: 42,042
(Wee bit cheeky of me to include this one, since, honestly, it wasn't inspired by the bingo card. But it was written within the allotted time, and it does fit on a bingo card, so what the hell.)
Anyway, here's what I've got so far:
Total no of stories: 20
Overall wordcount: 108,329 words
Fandoms: Supernatural, Leverage, CWRPS, Harry Potter, Firefly, Sandman, Star Trek Reboot
Title: A Change In The Wind
Fandom: Firefly/Pirates Of The Caribbean
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Cliche: Fusion With Another Fandom
Summary: in which Captain Malcolm Reynolds, formerly of His Majesty's Navy, finds himself with a stowaway aboard the sailing vessel 'Serenity'.
Wordcount: 7727
Title: One More Shot
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Sam/Jo
Cliche: Truth or Dare
Summary: Dean's in Hell, and Sam isn't dealing with it at all well. Jo doesn't much want to be the shoulder he cries on, though.
Wordcount: 7326
Title: The Real Thing
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Cliche: First Times
Summary: in which Remus doesn't know how to say no, even though he probably should.
Wordcount: 1562
Title: Role Model
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Cliche: Kidfic
Summary: in which James T Kirk finds himself babysitting, in spite of all his efforts to avoid it.
Wordcount:1787
Title: Endless Moments 1: Destiny
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Cliche: Backstory
Summary: In which an Alliance Operative comes to an unwelcome realisation about his chosen profession.
Wordcount: 758
Title: Endless Moments 2: Death
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/a
Cliche: Character Death
Summary: in which Wash meets a pretty girl, and gets some bad news.
Wordcount: 1136
Title: Endless Moments 3: Dream
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: Various
Cliche: Ghosts & Hauntings
Summary: in which Kaylee dreams
Wordcount: 1081
Title: Endless Moments 4: Desire
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: Inara/Desire
Cliche: Backstory (II)
Summary: in which Inara encounters a living legend, and receives a bitter gift.
Wordcount: 2107
Title: Endless Moments 5: Despair
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Cliche: Episode Tag
Summary: in which Mal Reynolds experiences a paradigm shift.
Wordcount: 662
Title: Endless Moments 6: Destruction
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Cliche: Physical Violence
Summary: in which River holds nothing back
Wordcount: 911
Title: Endless Moments 7: Delirium
Fandom: Firefly/Sandman
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Cliche: Pre-canon fic
Summary: in which Jayne Cobb suffers the effects of exhaustion, dehydration and sunstroke.
Wordcount: 3450
Title: Sorted
Fandom: Leverage
Rating: PG13
Pairing: Hardison/Eliot
Cliche: Courting Rituals
Summary: Hardison, bless his geeky wee heart, ponders which Hogwarts House each of the team would be sorted into. Eliot just wants his damn headset fixed. (Dialogue-only)
Wordcount: 1357
Title: Stone Walls Do Not A Prison Make
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Castiel/Lucifer (Castiel/Dean)
Rating: NC17
Cliche: Imprisonment
Summary: in which Lucifer revives Castiel in mortal form, after the archangels destroy him, and Castiel is highly suspicious of Lucifer's claims that he doesn't want to bring on the Apocalypse.
Wordcount: 10,437
Title: The Dream Of The Fisherman's Wife
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairings: Dean/Tentaclemonster
Rating: NC17
Cliche: Tentacles
Summary: Oldskool erotic grotesque tentacleporn.
Wordcount: 1499
Title: Simply Irresistible
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG13ish?
Pairing: Dean/Castiel-ish
Cliche: Sex God/Goddess
Summary: in which Dean Winchester is rendered even more irresistible than usual by a particularly passionate goddess, to Sam's considerable distress.
Wordcount: 4394
Title: Control
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Castiel/Dean
Cliche: Secrets & Lies, Episode Tags & Missing Scenes
Summary: inspired by the kink meme prompt: "Castiel/Dean Smith (Episode 4x17) After Dean spanks Castiel over his desk for making a typing mistake, he then makes him pull down his trousers and fucks him. (Just watched 'Secretary' and loved it.)
Wordcount: 11,106
Title: Brothels With Bricks Of Religion
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: NC17
Warning: Noncon
Pairing: Lucifer!Sam/Castiel
Cliche: Bodyshare
Summary: Inspired by the spn kink_meme prompt: “Castiel makes a deal with Lucifer to save Dean from death. God I would adore you if it was Sam!Lucifer and Dean was forced to watch as Castiel loses his virginity riding the devil. Guh!”
Wordcount: 8093
Title: Five Things That Castiel Does Not Understand (And One That He Does)
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Pairing: Dean/Cas (or not, depending on how slashy your goggles are)
Cliche: Five Things
Summary: See title
Wordcount: 1935
Title: The Unsuitable Virgin
Fandom: CWRPS
Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC17
Cliche: Historical AU
Summary: Crossdressing Regency Pastiche, in which The Honorable Jared, second son of the Earl of Padaleck, discovers on his wedding night that his blushing bride is not all she appears...
Wordcount: 6285
Title: Starstruck
Fandom: CWRPS
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Cliche: Secrets and Lies
Summary: a J2 movie AU based on 'Notting Hill', featuring misunderstandings, secrets, lies, twists, turns, comic books, Japanese-Ethiopian fusion cuisine, a lesbian wedding, several fabulous movies that really should exist, heartache, tequila, some exceptionally awful blind dates, hot boy-on-boy sex, and true love.
Wordcount: 42,042
(Wee bit cheeky of me to include this one, since, honestly, it wasn't inspired by the bingo card. But it was written within the allotted time, and it does fit on a bingo card, so what the hell.)