bingo: card blackout
Well, it's still 31st where I live...
Author: Niki, niki_chidon
Fandoms: MacGyver, James Bond (GoldenEye), Gabriel Knight, My Little Pony, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Disney's Sleeping Beauty, The Pretender, Highlander: The Series, The Professionals, Popular, Star Trek Reboot, CI5: The New Professionals, Mass Effect, Earth 2, Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Clichés: Vulnerability; Aphrodisiacs; Magical creatures; Mirror, mirror: Doppelgangers, clones and evil doubles; Journeys & quests; Sleepless / Insomnia; Mutation / physical transformation; Bad sex; When I'm 64: Futurefic; Physical violence; Hello again: Resurrection; Diaries and journals, Aliens made them do it!; Crossover: TV shows & movies; Sleeping arrangements; We're all going to die!; The same only different: Canon AU; Voyeurism; Amnesia; Rare pairings; Episode tags and missing scenes; Darkfic; Secret identity; Another year older: Birthdays; Courtship rituals
In no particular order, because I am beat. My card, for reference.
Title: Partners in Crime
Cliché: Crossovers: TV shows and movies
Fandoms: The Professionals, CI5: The New Professionals
Type: Fan art, photo manipulation
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own the shows, the pictures are from all over the Web (sorry if I snatched something I wasn't supposed to), lyrics by Mr Mister.
Notes: This is kinda like a song vid, except it's a comic.
Pages1-3
Title: ...Because Sometimes the Alternative is Worse
Cliché: Insomnia / sleeplessness
Fandom: Disney's Sleeping Beauty
Type: Fan art, drawing
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own Disney. Too bad, if I did, I'd own
Marvel, too!
Notes: The crease was caused by my brother placing his glass on the drawing.
Sleepless Beauty
Title: Gabriel Dreams
Cliché: Magical creatures
Fandoms: Gabriel Knight, My Little Pony
Type: Fan art, drawing + photo manip
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own either one, alas.
Notes: Don't ask.
Gabriel Woke up Very Confused
Title: Revan - My Own Evil Double
Cliché: Mirror, mirror: Doppelgangers, clones and evil doubles
Fandom: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Type: Fan art, drawing
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own them
Notes: Added both versions because my art beta liked the sketch more!
Revan times four
Title: At the Hour of Our Death
Cliché: Vulnerability
Fandom: MacGyver
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Alas, not mine.
Summary: Mac lies dying.
Notes: I've had that first sentence for years. Unfortunately, that's the only bit of the story I've known;) This gave me a chance to see what would come out of it... Not a death story, I couldn't stomach it. I did think of leaving the ending open, though...
Words: 594
Mac was dying.
Title: Aphrodisiacs
Cliché: Aphrodisiacs
Fandom: James Bond (GoldenEye)
Pairing: James Bond / Alec Trevelyan (one-sided)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Pre-movie, Alec and James kill time on a stake out by talking.
Words: 986
Cordite.
Title: Worst Sex Ever
Cliché: Bad sex
Fandom: Highlander: The Series
Pairing: Duncan / Methos
Rating: R (for language)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Methos is drunk.
Notes: You can put the fact that he's not sounding like himself down to the amount of bad beer he's downed;)
Words: 795
I could tell you about pizza.
Title: Giving Value to Survival
Cliché: Courtship rituals
Fandom: Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Pairing: Lady Deirdre Skye / Colonel Corazon Santiago
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Why do they help each other so much?
Words: 961
Did she really think this had been some weird Spartan courtship ritual.
Title: Closing Doors
Cliché: When I'm 64: Futurefic
Fandom: The Professionals
Pairing: Bodie / Doyle
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Bodie had never thought he'd live long enough to retire. Bodie never thought he'd ever live long enough to want to retire.
Words: 552
Saying goodbyes.
Title: Spock's Private Journal
Cliché: Diaries and Journals
Fandom: Star Trek XI (I dislike calling it 'reboot')
Pairing: (orginal) Kirk/Spock if you squint
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Spock (the original) wants to bleach his brain.
Warning: If you liked the movie, you will not like this story. I'm serious. This is not a parody, this is just mean. If you read the story despite the warning, don't bitch about it afterwards. And no, I will not change my mind about the movie no matter what you say, so don't even bother.
Words: 615
You have been warned.
Title: After Virmire
Cliché: Missing Scene/Episode Tag
Fandom: Mass Effect (game)
Pairing: female Shepard/Kaidan (implied)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: After Virmire, Shepard deals with her loss in private.
Warning: Canonical character death
Words: 547
Crying..
Title: Train of Thoughts
Cliché: Journeys & Quests
Fandom: Gabriel Knight
Pairing: Gabriel/Grace
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Jane Jensen I am not, nor do I own Sierra
Summary: Why Grace left.
Words: 693
Long Train Running.
Title: Would You Care to Join Me for a Romantic Dinner?
Cliché: Rare pairing
Fandom: The Pretender
Pairing: Jarod/Broots, pre-slash
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit, yadda-yadda.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Canonical bad guy death
Notes: Episode tag for 3.5: Betrayal. I think there might be a sequel.
Words: 609
He has a daughter who needs him!
Title: Honeymoon Suite
Cliché: Sleeping arrangements
Fandom: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Pairing: Carth / female Revan
Rating: PG-13 (implied sex)
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: There is no privacy aboard the ship. Somewhere between a parody and a serious story.
Notes: A sort of sequel to an as-yet unfinished fic that works on its own if you're familiar with the game.
Words: 674
They were asking *Revan* to time her desires.
Title: The Attack of the Body Snatchers
Cliché: Mutation & Physical transformation
Fandom: The Pretender
Pairing: Jarod / Miss Parker
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Miss Parker and a mirror
Words: 543
Sometimes she hated what she saw in the mirror.
Title: Vanguard of Our Destruction
Cliché: We're all going to die!
Fandom: Mass Effect
Characters: Kaidan, female Shepard
Rating: PG (for boozing)
Disclaimer: I don't own BioWare either
Summary: After Virmire, Kaidan loses hope
Warning: Canonical character death
Words: 658
I am the vanguard of your destruction!
Title: Bets
Cliché: Aliens made them do it!
Fandom: Mass Effect
Characters: female Shepard, Kaidan
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Shepard and Kaidan are in trouble
Notes: Yes, it's silly. But I fell asleep thinking about the prompt and this came to me in a dream. I could *not* not use it!
Words: 557
You're just procrastinating, you know.
Title: The Trap
Cliché: Darkfic
Fandom: The Pretender
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Broots, Sydney
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: The final trap the rat couldn't escape. And he wasn't alone.
Notes: Bottle show, where I just threw in all the dark and twisted I'd ever gotten from the series.
Warnings: Implied rape, implied character death(s), dark'n'depressed Jarod
Words: 1313
The use of being a genius. I get to lose my faith earlier.
Title: The Price of Our Profession
Cliché: Physical Violence
Fandom: Popular
Pairing: Sam/Brooke
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: The price of Sam's job
Words: 1399
She looked so small in the hospital bed.
Title: Relazioni Intime
Cliché: Voyeurism
Fandom: Popular
Pairing: Sam/Brooke (fantasy)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Brooke is 25, almost divorced, and watching porn by accident.
Notes: Inspired by the porn movie (a must see for anyone who likes lesbians in striped socks) and my film studies professor's statement that all porn is voyeurism.
Words: 1163
And the other woman...looked like Sam.
Title: Outing Superman
Cliché: Secret identity
Fandom: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Pairing: Lois/Clark (implied)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Someone wants to 'out' Superman, and they have a fool-proof plan.
Notes: Obvious, really, but I'm a sucker for coming out stories and this was an excuse to write one!
Warning: Bit of an Deus ex Machina in the end because I wrote myself into a corner.
Words: 1499
Enough!
Title: Effacement
Cliché: Amnesia
Fandom: Earth 2
Pairing: John Danziger/Devon Adair
Rating: R
Disclaimer: If it was mine it would be out on Region 2 DVD!
Summary: John Danziger wakes up in a cave, with a very pregnant Devon Adair, and no idea how any of that happened.
Notes: as the show is not out as R2 it's been some time since I've seen it... sorry for the obvious mistakes
Words: 3731
I didn't know amnesia was contagious.
Title: Kvinnans mask
Cliché: The same but different: Canon AU
Fandom: Star Wars: Knight of the Old Republic
Pairing: Carth/Morgana, Carth/female Revan
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: "Jedi Knights aren't celibate - the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships." George Lucas
Notes: AU. Carth said he had met Malak once. What if he had met Revan, instead?
Warning: Marital infidelity, f/m sex
Words: 7123
Reviel. Cativan.
And I'm done. I need food and sleep, and my brother needs his computer. Will clean up later...
Author: Niki, niki_chidon
Fandoms: MacGyver, James Bond (GoldenEye), Gabriel Knight, My Little Pony, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic, Disney's Sleeping Beauty, The Pretender, Highlander: The Series, The Professionals, Popular, Star Trek Reboot, CI5: The New Professionals, Mass Effect, Earth 2, Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Clichés: Vulnerability; Aphrodisiacs; Magical creatures; Mirror, mirror: Doppelgangers, clones and evil doubles; Journeys & quests; Sleepless / Insomnia; Mutation / physical transformation; Bad sex; When I'm 64: Futurefic; Physical violence; Hello again: Resurrection; Diaries and journals, Aliens made them do it!; Crossover: TV shows & movies; Sleeping arrangements; We're all going to die!; The same only different: Canon AU; Voyeurism; Amnesia; Rare pairings; Episode tags and missing scenes; Darkfic; Secret identity; Another year older: Birthdays; Courtship rituals
In no particular order, because I am beat. My card, for reference.
Title: Partners in Crime
Cliché: Crossovers: TV shows and movies
Fandoms: The Professionals, CI5: The New Professionals
Type: Fan art, photo manipulation
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own the shows, the pictures are from all over the Web (sorry if I snatched something I wasn't supposed to), lyrics by Mr Mister.
Notes: This is kinda like a song vid, except it's a comic.
Pages1-3
Title: ...Because Sometimes the Alternative is Worse
Cliché: Insomnia / sleeplessness
Fandom: Disney's Sleeping Beauty
Type: Fan art, drawing
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own Disney. Too bad, if I did, I'd own
Marvel, too!
Notes: The crease was caused by my brother placing his glass on the drawing.
Sleepless Beauty
Title: Gabriel Dreams
Cliché: Magical creatures
Fandoms: Gabriel Knight, My Little Pony
Type: Fan art, drawing + photo manip
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own either one, alas.
Notes: Don't ask.
Gabriel Woke up Very Confused
Title: Revan - My Own Evil Double
Cliché: Mirror, mirror: Doppelgangers, clones and evil doubles
Fandom: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Type: Fan art, drawing
Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own them
Notes: Added both versions because my art beta liked the sketch more!
Revan times four
Title: At the Hour of Our Death
Cliché: Vulnerability
Fandom: MacGyver
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Alas, not mine.
Summary: Mac lies dying.
Notes: I've had that first sentence for years. Unfortunately, that's the only bit of the story I've known;) This gave me a chance to see what would come out of it... Not a death story, I couldn't stomach it. I did think of leaving the ending open, though...
Words: 594
Mac was dying.
Title: Aphrodisiacs
Cliché: Aphrodisiacs
Fandom: James Bond (GoldenEye)
Pairing: James Bond / Alec Trevelyan (one-sided)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Pre-movie, Alec and James kill time on a stake out by talking.
Words: 986
Cordite.
Title: Worst Sex Ever
Cliché: Bad sex
Fandom: Highlander: The Series
Pairing: Duncan / Methos
Rating: R (for language)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Methos is drunk.
Notes: You can put the fact that he's not sounding like himself down to the amount of bad beer he's downed;)
Words: 795
I could tell you about pizza.
Title: Giving Value to Survival
Cliché: Courtship rituals
Fandom: Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
Pairing: Lady Deirdre Skye / Colonel Corazon Santiago
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Why do they help each other so much?
Words: 961
Did she really think this had been some weird Spartan courtship ritual.
Title: Closing Doors
Cliché: When I'm 64: Futurefic
Fandom: The Professionals
Pairing: Bodie / Doyle
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Bodie had never thought he'd live long enough to retire. Bodie never thought he'd ever live long enough to want to retire.
Words: 552
Saying goodbyes.
Title: Spock's Private Journal
Cliché: Diaries and Journals
Fandom: Star Trek XI (I dislike calling it 'reboot')
Pairing: (orginal) Kirk/Spock if you squint
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Spock (the original) wants to bleach his brain.
Warning: If you liked the movie, you will not like this story. I'm serious. This is not a parody, this is just mean. If you read the story despite the warning, don't bitch about it afterwards. And no, I will not change my mind about the movie no matter what you say, so don't even bother.
Words: 615
You have been warned.
Title: After Virmire
Cliché: Missing Scene/Episode Tag
Fandom: Mass Effect (game)
Pairing: female Shepard/Kaidan (implied)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: After Virmire, Shepard deals with her loss in private.
Warning: Canonical character death
Words: 547
Crying..
Title: Train of Thoughts
Cliché: Journeys & Quests
Fandom: Gabriel Knight
Pairing: Gabriel/Grace
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Jane Jensen I am not, nor do I own Sierra
Summary: Why Grace left.
Words: 693
Long Train Running.
Title: Would You Care to Join Me for a Romantic Dinner?
Cliché: Rare pairing
Fandom: The Pretender
Pairing: Jarod/Broots, pre-slash
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit, yadda-yadda.
Rating: PG
Warnings: Canonical bad guy death
Notes: Episode tag for 3.5: Betrayal. I think there might be a sequel.
Words: 609
He has a daughter who needs him!
Title: Honeymoon Suite
Cliché: Sleeping arrangements
Fandom: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Pairing: Carth / female Revan
Rating: PG-13 (implied sex)
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: There is no privacy aboard the ship. Somewhere between a parody and a serious story.
Notes: A sort of sequel to an as-yet unfinished fic that works on its own if you're familiar with the game.
Words: 674
They were asking *Revan* to time her desires.
Title: The Attack of the Body Snatchers
Cliché: Mutation & Physical transformation
Fandom: The Pretender
Pairing: Jarod / Miss Parker
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Miss Parker and a mirror
Words: 543
Sometimes she hated what she saw in the mirror.
Title: Vanguard of Our Destruction
Cliché: We're all going to die!
Fandom: Mass Effect
Characters: Kaidan, female Shepard
Rating: PG (for boozing)
Disclaimer: I don't own BioWare either
Summary: After Virmire, Kaidan loses hope
Warning: Canonical character death
Words: 658
I am the vanguard of your destruction!
Title: Bets
Cliché: Aliens made them do it!
Fandom: Mass Effect
Characters: female Shepard, Kaidan
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: Shepard and Kaidan are in trouble
Notes: Yes, it's silly. But I fell asleep thinking about the prompt and this came to me in a dream. I could *not* not use it!
Words: 557
You're just procrastinating, you know.
Title: The Trap
Cliché: Darkfic
Fandom: The Pretender
Characters: Jarod, Miss Parker, Broots, Sydney
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: The final trap the rat couldn't escape. And he wasn't alone.
Notes: Bottle show, where I just threw in all the dark and twisted I'd ever gotten from the series.
Warnings: Implied rape, implied character death(s), dark'n'depressed Jarod
Words: 1313
The use of being a genius. I get to lose my faith earlier.
Title: The Price of Our Profession
Cliché: Physical Violence
Fandom: Popular
Pairing: Sam/Brooke
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: The price of Sam's job
Words: 1399
She looked so small in the hospital bed.
Title: Relazioni Intime
Cliché: Voyeurism
Fandom: Popular
Pairing: Sam/Brooke (fantasy)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Brooke is 25, almost divorced, and watching porn by accident.
Notes: Inspired by the porn movie (a must see for anyone who likes lesbians in striped socks) and my film studies professor's statement that all porn is voyeurism.
Words: 1163
And the other woman...looked like Sam.
Title: Outing Superman
Cliché: Secret identity
Fandom: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Pairing: Lois/Clark (implied)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: Someone wants to 'out' Superman, and they have a fool-proof plan.
Notes: Obvious, really, but I'm a sucker for coming out stories and this was an excuse to write one!
Warning: Bit of an Deus ex Machina in the end because I wrote myself into a corner.
Words: 1499
Enough!
Title: Effacement
Cliché: Amnesia
Fandom: Earth 2
Pairing: John Danziger/Devon Adair
Rating: R
Disclaimer: If it was mine it would be out on Region 2 DVD!
Summary: John Danziger wakes up in a cave, with a very pregnant Devon Adair, and no idea how any of that happened.
Notes: as the show is not out as R2 it's been some time since I've seen it... sorry for the obvious mistakes
Words: 3731
I didn't know amnesia was contagious.
Title: Kvinnans mask
Cliché: The same but different: Canon AU
Fandom: Star Wars: Knight of the Old Republic
Pairing: Carth/Morgana, Carth/female Revan
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Summary: "Jedi Knights aren't celibate - the thing that is forbidden is attachments - and possessive relationships." George Lucas
Notes: AU. Carth said he had met Malak once. What if he had met Revan, instead?
Warning: Marital infidelity, f/m sex
Words: 7123
Reviel. Cativan.
And I'm done. I need food and sleep, and my brother needs his computer. Will clean up later...