Virginia's Legacy: 3x9
I open this update with Desmond staring at the wall. Perhaps he’s going senile, and is trying to look out the window.
Virginia: “Hey, Acanthus. I’m throwing a birthday party for Caesar tonight at five... Okay, first of all, the beach house isn’t haunted. Second of all it's in Bridgeport. And the party is in my back yard... Stuff it.” ... "OH MY GOD, PAY ATTENTION. YES, I AM SURE THE BEACH HOUSE IS IN BRIDGEPORT."
Never have I ever been happier that a glitch only lasted a few seconds.
Caesar Harper. Apologies, I don't remember what trait I picked for him. =_=
Hamming: “Why are you wearing those pants?”
Saffron: “Great Grandma gave them to me!”
Hamming: “I see that...”
Saffron: “She’s my style icon!”
Hamming: “Oh, no.”
Hamming: “Virginia, why is Saffron wearing your divorce pants?”
Virginia: “Because she wanted them. You act like they killed your family or something. Why do you call them the divorce pants?”
Hamming: “Because bad things happen when you wear them.”
Virginia: “The divorce was a bad thing?”
Hamming: “Not really, because we still get to do this.”
Virginia: “Divorce is awesome.”
Hamming: “Let’s woohoo. Right now. While everyone is asleep.”
Virginia: “Great idea! We will /never/ get caught.”
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Pippa: “Grown ups are so weird.”
Yolandi: “How am I supposed to complete my LTW if I keep getting arrested?”
So ~ p l a t o n i c ~
Virginia: “Call me old fashioned, but how is any of this art?”
???????//
I did not ask for this. What even happened, I was watching other sims.
Dammit, Hamming.
Papparazzi: "I am going to bank so hardcore over this."
Meanwhile, Caesar pees himself in front of a bouncer.
Virginia: “Hamming...”
Hamming: “What?”
Virginia: “I think we just got caught. Act natural.”
Virginia: “In a Euclidean space, the separation between two points is measured by the distance between the two points. The distance is purely spatial, and is always positive. In spacetime, the displacement four-vector ΔR is given by the space displacement vector Δr and the time difference Δt between the events. The spacetime interval, also called invariant interval, between the two events, s2, is defined as:
where c is the speed of light.”
Hamming: “I would rather announce our not-relationship to the entire world than talk about time travel.”
Gideon and Superquick, a tale of true friendship.
Saffron: “Where’s Dad?”
Yolandi: “He’s going horseback riding with Great Uncle Acanthus. If you see him, tell him it’s his turn to do the dishes.”
Gideon: “Hey, Acanthus, I’m --”
Gideon: “No. Way.”
Gideon: “How long has that...”
Gideon: “Hey, Yoyo, what happened to the beach house after we moved?”
Yolandi: “We sold it and left it behind in Bridgeport.”
Gideon: “Did we? Because I am 400% sure that it’s by the Appaloosa Plains River now.”
Yolandi: “I’m hanging up.”
Meanwhile, Virginia is at a party, gold digging.
Virginia: “If I cared about that, I’d have spent all of 2014 digging through Emmy Star’s trash can for food.”
Chuck: “You’re funny. And disgusting.”
Virginia: “Wait a second.”
Virginia: “WHAT is going on over there between my sister-in-law and my boss?”
Virginia: “That... Is not my brother.”
Virginia: "Zelda, can I talk to you?"
Zelda: "No."
Virginia: “If you think there is a chance in Hell I’m not telling my brother about this...”
Virginia: “You can’t run forever, trash!”
Zelda: “This is so hypocritical!”
Acanthus: "What are you dong here? You never visit me."
Virginia: “Brother, I have come here to tell you that your wife is a whore, and that I’m going to hit her.”
Acanthus: “... What?”
Zelda: “You followed me home?!”
Virginia: “Bitch duh.”
Acanthus: “Oh, no.”
Zelda: "I might have kissed somebody at my boss' party.
Acanthus: "Who?"
Zelda: "My boss."
Zelda: "Are you going to say anything?"
Acanthus: "You are trash. Absolute trash."
Zelda: "You say that like Virginia isn't the biggest hypocrite--"
Acanthus: "I expect this from Virginia. The readers expect this from Virginia. Even Virginia expects this from Virginia. But at least she is loyal to her partners, even though they don't last long."
Gideon: “See, I told you! The beach house is behind Acanthus' place now!”
Yolandi: “I can't... so... it really is haunted?”
Gideon: “Yoyo, this means Hamming is RIGHT!”
Yolandi: “A haunted beach house... Creepy...”
Yolandi: “Wait... We own a haunted house!!”
Gideon: “Let’s woohoo in it!”
Yolandi: “Hot tub!”