Virginia's Legacy: 3x6
It feels like just yesterday that I last updated this legacy. Of course, I know that's not true. It was probably like a month ago or something, and college ate my brain. I have nightmares about school every night.
Hamming: “If Virginia isn’t going to get a real job, then neither am I!”
Oh come on, I know you little shits have beds.
Yolandi: “My husband has the good trait and doesn’t care, so the good citizens of this town must be pretty crotchety.
Virginia: “I can’t stand this town. There’s nothing to do here. Period.
Hamming: “Nawh, it’s not all bad.”
Virginia: “HOW?!”
Hamming: “There’s actually grass here-- just smell the fresh, suburban air!”
Virginia: “Well, I did miss the grass.”
Hamming: “Fishing holes, parks, horses, the great outdoors--”
Virginia: “Yeah, it’s Gideon’s dream come true.”
Virginia: “Between you and me...”
Hamming: “Oh god no.”
Hamming: “Are you fucking high?”
Virginia: “This town is too quiet, so I’m going to fuck things up a bit.”
Hamming: “Please tell me we’re not buying another vacation home.”
Virginia: “No. Not until episode 3x7.”
Yolandi: “This must be such a surprise for everyone.”
Virginia: “Ask permission to use my neighbor’s pool? What kind of commoner do you think I am?”
Gavin: “When the neighbors said someone was crashing my pool, I expected to see a criminal like Yolandi. But still, I suppose any decent man would call the police.”
Virginia: "Criminal? That's my granddaughter you're talking about!"
Yolandi: "Dammit."
Virginia: I'm so gonna gold dig this man now.
Gavin: Once I become a celebrity, nobody will remember me as the man who accidentally killed someone during plastic surgery.
Gavin: “On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it bother you that a paparazzo just watched us woohoo?”
Virginia: “Somewhere in the negatives.”
Paparazzi: “Now they’re just asking for it.”
Gavin: I'm going to be on the front page.
Yolandi: "This is for saying that marriages straight out of high school never last!"
Gavin: "Virginia Wankerson-Blister... would you become Virginia Wankerson-Blister-Pinkerton?"
Virginia: It's sad how easy this was.
Virginia: "Yes."
Gavin: My plan is coming to fruition.
Virginia: Should my gown be pink or ivory? Ivory will match the blood stains better. I’ll go with ivory.
Yolandi: “Wow, grandma, I’m so excited that you’re getting married again!”
Virginia: “Me too, Yo-yo. Me too.”
Yolandi: "This is awesome-- and right after you met him! It's like me and Gideon, love at first sight, it's awesome!"
Virginia: “Time to get married, honey!”
Gavin: Here it comes... The moment I domesticate the most infamous bitch to set foot in Appaloosa Plains.
Bottleneck forming at the door?
Only one solution.
DELETE THE WHOLE FUCKING WALL THAT’S RIGHT
Virginia: “I have an extra special wedding present for you.”
Gavin: “Really?! What is it?”
Virginia: “The latest future invention that I'm taking credit for-- a jet pack.”
Gavin: “Wow, a real jetpack! I’ve wanted one since I was ten!”
Gavin: “I can’t wait to start using it.’
Acanthus: Dammit, Virginia.
Gavin: "AWAYYYY!"
Gavin: “THE WORLD IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE!”
LATER THAT NIGHT...
Reaper: “Dammit, Virginia.”
Some brides consummate their marriage on their wedding night. Other brides go to work and get promoted, and their husband mysteriously dies in a tragic accident before they get the chance.
Virginia: *sniff* “June, I just can’t bear to live in that house anymore in light of the tragic death of my husband!”
June: “I’m sure you can move back in with--”
Virginia: “I can’t bear to sell it. That’s why I’m giving it to you, so you can live next door to your son and grandchildren.”
June: “Shut the hell up, really? You’re an angel!”
Presenting... the Harper Family!
Garrison: “I just adopted another cat, named Henry. That name sounds kind of familiar.”
June: “Great. From this day forward, I’ll confuse my youngest son with a kitten.”
Henry: “Does anybody even care about me?”
Julie: “Am I the only one who’s afraid the previous owner’s ghost still haunts this property?”
Garrison: “It gives me nightmares. But we have a flat screen T.V., so who cares?”
Two sims with the unstable trait. I need to play this household more often.
June: “What’s he gonna do? Say ‘boo!' while you're in the shower?”
Julie: “MOM STOP!”
Virginia: “This is just like 100 Good Deeds for Eddie McDowd, except I’m not a dog!”