Virginia’s Legacy [pilot]
Where the fuck am I?
What the fuck is that?
Where the fuck are my clothes?!
Virginia: “Excuse me sir?”
???: Oh my god, don’t look down, don’t look down.
Virginia: “What year is it?”
???: 2014.
Virginia: “Ho. Ly. Shit.”
???: “So, why-”
Virginia: “My name is Virginia Wankerson-Blister. You see, sir, I’m from the past. My time machine must have malfunctioned-”
???: “You’re insane.”
Virginia: ”No, really, I’m from 1905!”
???: ”You need help, get away from me.”
Virginia: “I need your help-”
???: “Listen, lady.”
Virginia: “I know this is really awkward, more for me than you, but I really can’t help it.”
???: “Run off, before I call the cops.”
Virginia: Okay, Virginia, calm down. It’s only 6:00 AM. No one is really out. I’m just going to find a place to sleep, then I’m going to wake up in the 1900’s and realize that it was all just a bad dream.
Virginia: No one will find me back here next to this abandoned warehouse. Everything will be just fine.
Virginia: ”Oh, thank God!”
Virginia: “It really was a dream!”
Virginia: ”No… No!”
Virginia: “Noooo!”
Virginia: “I’m trapped!”
Virginia: “SHIT! NO, I WANT THE OTHER NIGHTMARE BACK!”
Virginia: “I’m so hungry. This is so degrading, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.”
Virginia: “Oh my, no! Absolutely not worth it!
Virginia: “Abort mission! Abort, abort!”
Officer: ”Ma’am, STOP! Put the trash down slowly!”
Virginia: “Oh, it’s nice to meet you, sir!”
Officer: “Yes, uhm, it’s nice to meet you too.”
Virginia: “You won’t believe the awful time I’ve been having.”
Officer: “I can only imagine…” Actually, there isn’t anything left to imagine.“You’re going to need to come with me.”
Virginia: “Oh, finally! Everyone is so rude here, it’s nice to get some help for a change.
Virginia: “You’re such a kind, young man. The world could use more knights in shining armor like you. Do you do come to help damsels in distress often?”
Officer: “…Yes. I guess you could say that.”
Virginia: “Say, what is this called? What we’re in now, with those flashing lights.”
Officer: “It’s a police car.”
Virginia: “Oh… Wait a minute.”
Officer: Don’t look, don’t look… Be a gentleman.
Virginia: “Technology certainly has advanced over the past century! Say, are you single?”
Officer: “Just go in there. I can say with complete honesty that you will get food and clothes.”
Virginia: “Oh, thank you! That’s exactly what I need. God bless you, sir!”
Officer: “I hope she doesn’t mind orange.”
That concludes our pilot!
How will Virginia get out of this mess? Will she be able to survive as a homeless time traveler ?
You’ll find out next week!