The Blister Legacy: 5.11 (+heir poll-- FINALLY)
Thank you for (im)patiently waiting for the Blisters to return! Unfortunately, I was without the Internet for over a century, but I am back.
Acanthus is still mourning for the freshly-dead Athena…
…and Giselle is still angry.
Giselle: And then I found out that my REAL dad was living across the street MY ENTIRE LIFE!!
Maura: Isn’t that sort of creepy?
Giselle: YES.
Micah grows up…
(and rolled the pleasure aspiration)
…and promptly passes out next to Abigail.
Kline proved that he has genocidal tendencies.
Acanthus: My flowers!!
Acanthus: Nnnnoooooooooooooooo!!
Acanthus: Oh, damn! 8D
Rare tender moment in the Blister Legacy: Kent is blind to the fact that Ulysses is not his child. D’aww.
Ulysses grows up, and resembles Ted.
Later, Kline grows up, but no one cares. Acanthus walked by, apparently.
He rolled the popularity aspiration. Ha! Good luck, kid.
Giselle…
woo-hooed… (counts generations)
Her great, great, great, great grandfather.
=_=;
That’s what happens when I’m not looking. FML
Abigail grows up to be a romance sim. Just what this family needs, right?
(+discord in background)
+makeover
Acanthus: To be honest, I’m kind of used to it by now…
Acanthus: I’m used to that too.
Acanthus: Incest? That's new!
I think I know why those vampires on True Blood are such sluts: boredom.
Acanthus: SUNLIGHT!! (strikes a pose)
Mail girl: (peeks)
Don’t be a hero, Acanthus. It’s daylight, and you’re late for work.
Acanthus: (not listening)
Acanthus: OHMIGAAWAD, FIRE!!
The fire is gone.
Acanthus: THE STREET LAMP IS ON FIREEEE!!
You're the only thing that's on fire.
Ted Ulysses grew up with the family aspiration.
To add to it, I changed his hair.
Strahd: They grow up so fast.
Meanwhile, your other daughter is making out with your great, great, great grandfather.
I still can’t decide whether or not this is normal for this legacy. O____o
Please don’t get pregnant. Think of the children!
I can’t stop watching them. ._.
Talking condom? Yes, I did.
Abigail: HOW DARE YOU NOOGIE ME, ULYSSES? I WILL CASTRATE YOU FOR THIS!!
Ulysses: It’s just a noogie.
Abigail: JUST a noogie?
Ulysses: I should be mad at YOU. You threatened to castrate me!
Abigail: You’ll just stick it in the wrong end, butt pirate!
Ulysses: Leave my gayness out of this!
Ulysses: I’m going to BUY A PINK SHIRT!!
Strahd: Honestly, son, the best thing to do in that sort of situation is to ignore them. But I like the shirt.
And now...
the Heir Poll:
