The Blister Legacy: 5.7 (Which will piss everyone off, I'm sure.)
By the way, Acanthus is available for download.
No. I can't say he ever wants to speak to you again.
Baby 4/5 in progress. Ted should be killing himself soon.
Shade: Fancy meeting you here, Sam. Are you also cleaning?
Strahd: My name is Strahd.
Well, Strahd, I must say... that is a first. I can't say I've ever seen a microwave catch fire before.
Strahd, are you deaf? Can you not hear the fire alarm?
Shade: Did I miss something?
Shade: I notice that you put out Strahd's fire, and also that you aren't wearing a wedding ring. Here's a tip!
Crystal: Wow, thanks!
(Over the years, Shade's pick-up lines have greatly evolved.)
Crystal: Dude, we could totally be, like, best friends or something!
Shade: +
Strahd: I'm such a failure. ;-;
I'm starting to worry about my vampires. They don't seem to understand that I'm not Stephanie Meyer.
Whoever was fixing this should get checked for ADD.
Giselle: OMG, It's 4:00 PM already. Time for bed.
Don't worry, Giselle. I did the same thing today.
Giselle: But what is that smell?
THIS LOT IS SO SLOW IT'S DRIVING ME EFFING INSANE. As soon as I'm done with the Blisters, I'm deleting EVERYTHINGGGG. GAUHHHHGSHGKSDHGKLSJDF. RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Yeah, I seriously just deleted an entire wall just so I could take one screen shot.
He was upstairs five seconds ago. Strahd has finally gained the mysterious parental power to be in two places at once. (sniff) My little house faggot is growing up.
Okay, Kline does not smile. Gotcha.
Micah: Yo. I just grew up, anddd, I don't smile either. Sorry.
The first thing he did with his childhood was bake.
Ted: Aww, son, are you baking a muffin? You're going to be just like mommy, aren't you?
Ted: Yeah, just exactly like mommy.
Shade: So, how would you like to walk the nights with me for eternity?
Crystal: Uh... I kind of just met you a few hours ago.
Crystal: And I really prefer men who look their age. Grey hair is nice.
Shade: Woman, you need a ReNuYu Porta-Chug.
If you keep making faces like that, I think you're going to be as lonely as Acanthus.
Shade: Are you sure you don't want to walk the nights with me for eternity?
Crystal: Well... I'll think about it.
Vampires still love to be slapped with fish.
Acanthus teaching Giselle to smustle. Awww. =P
Shade: HUGS?
Crystal: Uhm, no thanks.
Crystal: I hate Strahd, and this is somehow relevant to a crush that has suddenly hit me for apparently no reason.
Shade: The flirt option on the pie menu does not have limits and should be exploited to my advantage, and done so repetitively without haulting. THAT is how one gets some.
Crystal: I want to hug you now.
Crystal: I like boys who wear face paint.
Shade: ...
Strahd: Forgetting something? I don't think so. Why do you ask?
Acanthus: Why hello, Jack. How are you?
Jack: Don't speak to me, bitch.
Strahd: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Strahd, you should've gotten an abortion. It's pretty sad when a goth girl gets bored with black hair. It's gotten to the point where I delete other hair pallets.
Baby: BITCH, I don't smile either! STFU! I didn't choose my genetics, dumb mofo.
Those who seriously love babies or are pregnant should stop reading this update...
Shade isn't just the perfect one to roast the baby, he's the ONLY one I could see roasting a baby. Seriously.
I can't stop laughing.
ROFL
Disclaimer: I swear I don't hate real babies. I just find that sim babies are a pain in the ass to take care of, and this one has the same genetics as all of its other siblings. I'm actually very against abortion, except in special cases. Please send hate mail to charlottelfcrosswhite[nospam]@gmail.com. I will be happy to discuss your rage there.
Strahd: *oblivious*
Definitely, Crystal. You're dating a true winner. :D
Strahd: Sooo... what is this? It tastes really, really bad.
Sooo, Shade went all the way up to the nursery to eat his crotch crop. XD Ohhh, the irony.
Strahd: Ted... where's the baby?
Ted: I don't know. Did you lose her already?
Acanthus: Uhm, I really can't eat this. Good morning, I'm going to bed. I'll see you all tonight.
Poll shadethebabyeaterYes, your votes will have a direct effect on future updates. XD After all, I have ventured into politically incorrect territory.