Clex Weekly Issue 3.
Summary for February 8th 2007 Episode “Trespass“:
It seems after my delightful article about Lana, fate decides to show an episode around her. I don’t care if she saw Lex stab Clark and has the weapon, in an alternate Universe it shows that if she knows that she’ll either die or kill someone.
The last person being Jonathan Kent and I still don’t know how Clark didn’t figure that out. Plus even if Clark gave her permission to be in his room, she had no right to go through his stuff! Trying to figure out his secret, he’ll tell her when he wants to tell her! I really hate nosy people and before someone says “She deserves to know”. Look at her history and the fact that Clark sacrificed his father’s life for her’s because if she knew his secret. If him being an Alien wouldn’t change him in her eyes, why did she ask Lex to make her a part of his project? Lana’s pregnancy may not be natural? What, so Lex took something and she got super preggers? Does that explain why she falls down an extremely long flight of stairs HARD and she manages the impossible, to not have a miscarriage. Well Ms. Lang, I think you need to have a long conversation with Gabrielle Solis from Desperate Housewives, seeing as somehow while the stairs she fell down were smaller, carpeted, yet she lost her baby, but you fall down wooden stairs and your baby is completely fine! Not even a single jolt damaged a baby brain cell or misplaced it. Ah invincible Lana Lang, even when Clark isn’t saving her asse.
Lana and Lex’s upcoming wedding Episode “Promise” on March 15th:
Can ya’ll believe this? Lex is still marrying Lana after her confession of love for Clark! Our poor man! He really thinks that tramp will love him, it ain’t gonna happen baby. I’m so sorry no one you knew or ever met loved you like you should have. It’s why we lost you to the Darkness. How could Lex invite Clark to they’re wedding, to even make him a participant? It’s so mean. I seem extremely morbid today, nee? Well you all should be! Our man will possibly be married off to Lang in over a week’s time! In the preview Gatta Morta was wearing this white dress with blood red gloves, tacky much! And no, this will not be turning into a FASHION NEWSLETTER! That type of thing is prohibited unless your making a rude comment, which I just did. Go me! Will Lana break it off? Will Clark tell her his secret and they’ll get together? As if! That all remains to be seen, since the epi hasn’t aired yet.
Celebrity Guest Starring List:
Kane (Glen Jacobs) and Ashley Massaro from WWE Smackdown! Wrestling brand will be starting on the March 22nd episode “Combat”. Kane is also the star of his own movie “See No Evil” and Ashley will be on the cover of the April issue of “Playboy”. Ashley and her family are big fans of the series, and she was very excited to get to perform in a fight scene with Erica Durance.
Lynda Carter will star on the April 12th episode “Progeny”. Many Wonder Woman fans, she played the famed Amazioan Princess in the TV Series from ‘76-’79.
Underappreciated Star of the Month:
JIMMY OLSEN!
He is like the little background character in the series, but maybe when we get to Clark’s adulthood he’ll be more recognized? He better, till then I’ll love him enough for everybody! *huggles Jimmy like a plushie*
Announcements:
Should I start titling the articles in the subject? Or just keep the numbers and such?
I will put up a journalist contest to determine who I will add to the Clex Weekly Writers, since I’m the only one doing this! Watch out for it in the future, both on here and Cloudless Clex.
Does this new article layout seem ok? Easier to read like a real newsletter? Even add a funny section in the future. ^_^ lol
Published March 3rd, 2007