BATMAN. BATMAN, YOU GUYS, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, BRUCE WAYNE IS BATMAN.
NO MAN'S LAND!
ROBIN!
TALIA!
BANE!
BANE BROKE HIS FUCKING BACK. THEY KEPT BANE SNAPPING BATMAN'S MOTHERFUCKING BACK.
THEY MADE ROBIN BY MAKING HIM ROBIN. I WAS SO SURE HE WAS DICK WHEN HE WAS A COP, AND THEN HE KNEW BRUCE WAS BATMAN AND SO HE WAS TIM, AND THEN HIS MOM OD'D AND HIS DAD HAD GAMBLING DEBTS SO HE WAS JASON, ANS BFASEVKLBJUERIO HE WAS ROBIN, ROBIN, YOU GUYS.
ANNE HATHAWAY, I AM SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU.
TOM HARDY, I CANNOT EVEN. I CAN'T. YOUR BODY. THAT WAS NOT HUMAN. YOUR VOICE... THAT WAS UNEXPECTED, BUT STILL AJKLDSCJK AFTER THE FIRST FEW MINUTES OF "UH, NO."
HE FIXED THE AUTOPILOT.
HE LET ALFRED KNOW.
GORDON FOUND OUT.
HE LET THEM ALL KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS.
CHRISTOPHER FUCKING NOLAN DID NO MAN'S LAND AND PULLED IT FUCKING OFF.
I WANT TO HUG THAT MOVIE AND ROLL AROUND IN IT AND AT THE END CREDITS I ACTUALLY SAID "I HAVE SO MANY FEELS" AND THAT IS LEGIT THE ONLY TIME I HAVE EVER SAID THAT OUT LOUD.
ALSO! YED! AND URIEL! ME AND MY BROTHER LOLED OVER THEM. FOREVER ON THE WRONG SIDE, DICKBAGS.
I ALREADY WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
I WAS SO HAPPY SHE WAS TALIA. I TOTALLY FELL FOR THEM MAKING BANE RA'S' KID, AND WAS PREPARED FOR A MEH-WORTHY SECRET TWIN, AND THEN IT WAS ONLY TALIA AND HE PROTECTED HER.
P.S. THERE IS NOTHING AFTER THE CREDITS. THIS IS THE ONLY THING DC COULD LEARN FROM MARVEL. THE ONLY THING.
I HAVE NEEDS, YOU GUYS. AND ONE OF THEM IS A DC FANDOM-ESPECIALLY A DC MOVIEVERSE FANDOM-THAT IS TOO BIG FOR YULETIDE.
ROBIN!
TALIA!
BANE!
BANE BROKE HIS FUCKING BACK. THEY KEPT BANE SNAPPING BATMAN'S MOTHERFUCKING BACK.
THEY MADE ROBIN BY MAKING HIM ROBIN. I WAS SO SURE HE WAS DICK WHEN HE WAS A COP, AND THEN HE KNEW BRUCE WAS BATMAN AND SO HE WAS TIM, AND THEN HIS MOM OD'D AND HIS DAD HAD GAMBLING DEBTS SO HE WAS JASON, ANS BFASEVKLBJUERIO HE WAS ROBIN, ROBIN, YOU GUYS.
ANNE HATHAWAY, I AM SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU.
TOM HARDY, I CANNOT EVEN. I CAN'T. YOUR BODY. THAT WAS NOT HUMAN. YOUR VOICE... THAT WAS UNEXPECTED, BUT STILL AJKLDSCJK AFTER THE FIRST FEW MINUTES OF "UH, NO."
HE FIXED THE AUTOPILOT.
HE LET ALFRED KNOW.
GORDON FOUND OUT.
HE LET THEM ALL KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS.
CHRISTOPHER FUCKING NOLAN DID NO MAN'S LAND AND PULLED IT FUCKING OFF.
I WANT TO HUG THAT MOVIE AND ROLL AROUND IN IT AND AT THE END CREDITS I ACTUALLY SAID "I HAVE SO MANY FEELS" AND THAT IS LEGIT THE ONLY TIME I HAVE EVER SAID THAT OUT LOUD.
ALSO! YED! AND URIEL! ME AND MY BROTHER LOLED OVER THEM. FOREVER ON THE WRONG SIDE, DICKBAGS.
I ALREADY WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.
I WAS SO HAPPY SHE WAS TALIA. I TOTALLY FELL FOR THEM MAKING BANE RA'S' KID, AND WAS PREPARED FOR A MEH-WORTHY SECRET TWIN, AND THEN IT WAS ONLY TALIA AND HE PROTECTED HER.
P.S. THERE IS NOTHING AFTER THE CREDITS. THIS IS THE ONLY THING DC COULD LEARN FROM MARVEL. THE ONLY THING.
I HAVE NEEDS, YOU GUYS. AND ONE OF THEM IS A DC FANDOM-ESPECIALLY A DC MOVIEVERSE FANDOM-THAT IS TOO BIG FOR YULETIDE.