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These Twists and Turns of Fate juice817 November 8 2009, 19:42:16 UTC
"Oh, Eric, how did you know?" Dean had barely turned toward the voice when a blonde woman attack-hugged him, wrapping herself around him and clinging before suddenly and dramatically pushing herself away. "I'm so glad you're here!"

"Uh, thanks?" Dean raised his eyebrows at Sam who just shrugged. Clearly he didn't know what sort of show this one was either, or who the hell Eric was. "I just have killer timing, I guess, because I didn't know. Don't know? What's up?"

"What's up?" the woman gasped. "What's up? Oh Eric, it's HORRIBLE. EJ and Nicole have STOLEN MY BABY. Well, it's his baby too, but NICOLE LIED and said it was hers but it was really Mia's that she switched with mine, so Mia's baby is DEAD and NICOLE HAS MY BABY." She threw herself into Dean's arms again and began to sob.

"Hey, there now, it will be all right," Dean said awkwardly, patting her back. He looked up at Sam, which was clearly a mistake; Sam was red in the face and about to bite through his lip trying not to laugh.

"Of course it will! You're here now, you can help me FIX EVERYTHING. What else are twins for?" She stepped back and smiled widely at him, the tears still on her face clearly forgotten. She cupped his face in one hand. "Oh, you look exactly the same! More grown up, of course, but still so handsome. I was afraid the car accident had scarred your beautiful face, but here you are!"

"Here I am," Dean agreed uncomfortably, and apparently that was Sam's last straw. He let out a sharp crack of laughter that he tried - Dean had to give him credit - to cover with a cough. It made him the center of the woman's attention, though, and now it was Dean's turn to fight laughter. Served him right.

"Hello, you're here with Eric? Of course you are! Someone as handsome as Eric needs a partner just as cute! I'm sure he's told you all about me! I'm Sami, his twin sister." She stepped back, hands on both hips as Sam and Dean gaped at her. "Eric, why haven't you called to tell me all about your new boyfriend?"

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Re: These Twists and Turns of Fate veronamay November 8 2009, 19:55:49 UTC
LOL BRB DYING.

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Re: These Twists and Turns of Fate ravensilverwing November 9 2009, 03:12:07 UTC
*snort cough* roflmao

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Re: These Twists and Turns of Fate ceares November 9 2009, 11:08:32 UTC
omg! old age is a bitch because I had totally forgotten until this that this is his second Sammy sibling.

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Re: These Twists and Turns of Fate gottalovev November 9 2009, 16:28:49 UTC
great idea! lol!

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Re: These Twists and Turns of Fate luthien_af November 9 2009, 22:28:52 UTC
AWESOME!

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Re: These Twists and Turns of Fate extremespndiva November 9 2009, 22:45:35 UTC
OMFG!! ILU!! *dies laughing*

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Re: These Twists and Turns of Fate pacers98 November 10 2009, 02:28:48 UTC
This had to be done. It had to be...

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Re: These Twists and Turns of Fate trinipedia November 12 2009, 13:23:54 UTC
MOAR. GOD, MOAR, PLEASE.

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Re: These Twists and Turns of Fate jayneslilsis December 1 2009, 19:15:59 UTC
AWESOME!!! I recently started watching DOOL again and I'm constantly wanting Sami to at least call Eric on screen. She would need to talk to him about these things! LOL!

Great job!

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Re: These Twists and Turns of Fate lynzibell January 14 2010, 05:45:36 UTC
LMAO!!!!
Gosh Sami is some kind of bat-shit-crazy!!!!
I remember watching DOOL with my mom!!
Thanks for sharing!!

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