I really do want to write a s3!Who/SPN crossover but this works toobekkisNovember 8 2009, 16:02:28 UTC
"I don't get it." Dean blinked at the blue...boxy thing sitting on the side of the street, a tall man with ridiculous hair leaning against it.
It was a little creepy.
"It's my spaceship." The dude grinned wider. "It's called the TARDIS."
"The what in the what?" Dean looked at Sam. "You travel around in this boxy thing? Man, I thought if there was a such thing as aliens, you'd have some bad ass space ship or something. Not some shitty blue box with the paint chipping off of it."
The guy frowned and picked at the side of the box, where the paint was starting to rub off. "Well, it is rather old..."
"Okay, the thing is, we're stuck here," Sam said.
"Without my car! Which is a lot cooler than a blue box." Dean pointed at the guy.
"I must say, I'm not used to humans reacting to me this way." The guy...no, the alien looked back and forth between Sam and Dean.
"Yeah, well we've seen shit a lot stranger than you." At least he looked like a human. Dean glanced around. He needed a beer. And his fucking car back. Fucking angels and their time travel bullshit.
"Look, can you get us back?" Sam asked impatiently. "Cause we were kinda in the middle of a case."
"A case! Are you police detectives or something?"
Dean laughed. "Yeah, just ask Special Agent Plant and Special Agent Page. Can you just get us back to my car? And preferably, back to 2009 and not...whatever this is supposed to be." Dean waved his hand.
The guy grinned. "Well, did I mention my spaceship travels through time?"
"That's great, really but..." Sam started.
The door to the box opened (and hell, Dean didn't realize the door actually opened) and another guy stepped out. He looked over Sam and Dean appreciatively and before Dean could even open his mouth, the guy said, "Well well well, what do we have here?"
He stepped out of the box and walked up to Sam and Dean. He grinned at both of them. "I'm Captain Jack Harkness," he said, holding out his hand.
Dean looked over at Sam and tried not to roll his eyes. "Great, another alien? That's nice but can we please get back to the whole, getting us back to my car?"
Captain Jack Harkness looked a little annoyed before spinning around and facing the other alien, who stood next to his space ship, looking amused.
"Where'd you find these guys? It's like a couple of Mickeys or something."
Dean rolled his eyes.
"Look, we're sorry but we really, really need to get out of here." Sam looked around them.
"Alright, alright! I'll get you back home." The alien...dude stepped away from the box and gestured towards the door. "Well, go in!"
Dean looked at Sam for a minute before sighing and walking into the box. He had no idea how they would all fit inside the thing when he stepped through the door.
Re: I really do want to write a s3!Who/SPN crossover but this works toowaterofthemoonNovember 8 2009, 23:38:51 UTC
AHAHAHAHA AWESOME. OF COURSE the boys are completely unimpressed! And of COURSE Jack wants to proposition them. :DDDDDDDD I bet Dean wants to touch EVERYTHING in the TARDIS, and the Doctor is all vindicated and "not so shabby now, huh?"
I would be fully in support of that crossover. JUST BTW. Their voices are FANTASTIC in this.
(...omf your icon is THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. relatedly.)
Re: I really do want to write a s3!Who/SPN crossover but this works toocounteragentNovember 9 2009, 15:55:15 UTC
HEE!
I feel strongly that Dean would grow to love the TARDIS (and that your fic was headed that way). I do, however, agree that they would be (at first glance) unimpressed by The Doctor and Jack.
Re: I really do want to write a s3!Who/SPN crossover but this works toomithrelDecember 8 2009, 04:23:52 UTC
Dean did not just insult the TARDIS! "Yeah, well we've seen shit a lot stranger than you." LOL! AND SAM AND DEAN ARE NOT LIKE MICKEY!! Yeah, Dean would go for “Son of a bitch!” rather than the usual “It’s bigger on the inside!” *suddenly wants to read a Dean/Sam/Jack threesome*
It was a little creepy.
"It's my spaceship." The dude grinned wider. "It's called the TARDIS."
"The what in the what?" Dean looked at Sam. "You travel around in this boxy thing? Man, I thought if there was a such thing as aliens, you'd have some bad ass space ship or something. Not some shitty blue box with the paint chipping off of it."
The guy frowned and picked at the side of the box, where the paint was starting to rub off. "Well, it is rather old..."
"Okay, the thing is, we're stuck here," Sam said.
"Without my car! Which is a lot cooler than a blue box." Dean pointed at the guy.
"I must say, I'm not used to humans reacting to me this way." The guy...no, the alien looked back and forth between Sam and Dean.
"Yeah, well we've seen shit a lot stranger than you." At least he looked like a human. Dean glanced around. He needed a beer. And his fucking car back. Fucking angels and their time travel bullshit.
"Look, can you get us back?" Sam asked impatiently. "Cause we were kinda in the middle of a case."
"A case! Are you police detectives or something?"
Dean laughed. "Yeah, just ask Special Agent Plant and Special Agent Page. Can you just get us back to my car? And preferably, back to 2009 and not...whatever this is supposed to be." Dean waved his hand.
The guy grinned. "Well, did I mention my spaceship travels through time?"
"That's great, really but..." Sam started.
The door to the box opened (and hell, Dean didn't realize the door actually opened) and another guy stepped out. He looked over Sam and Dean appreciatively and before Dean could even open his mouth, the guy said, "Well well well, what do we have here?"
He stepped out of the box and walked up to Sam and Dean. He grinned at both of them. "I'm Captain Jack Harkness," he said, holding out his hand.
Dean looked over at Sam and tried not to roll his eyes. "Great, another alien? That's nice but can we please get back to the whole, getting us back to my car?"
Captain Jack Harkness looked a little annoyed before spinning around and facing the other alien, who stood next to his space ship, looking amused.
"Where'd you find these guys? It's like a couple of Mickeys or something."
Dean rolled his eyes.
"Look, we're sorry but we really, really need to get out of here." Sam looked around them.
"Alright, alright! I'll get you back home." The alien...dude stepped away from the box and gestured towards the door. "Well, go in!"
Dean looked at Sam for a minute before sighing and walking into the box. He had no idea how they would all fit inside the thing when he stepped through the door.
"Son of a bitch!"
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BUT AT LEAST THE TARDIS GOT THE SAME REACTION SHE ALWAYS DOES. :D
You are made of win, my dear. <3
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I would be fully in support of that crossover. JUST BTW. Their voices are FANTASTIC in this.
(...omf your icon is THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. relatedly.)
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And oh, the last line! FTW! ♥!
I really do want to write a s3!Who/SPN crossover
Oh god yes. Please?
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I feel strongly that Dean would grow to love the TARDIS (and that your fic was headed that way). I do, however, agree that they would be (at first glance) unimpressed by The Doctor and Jack.
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