Just tell her I broke my leg and had to be SHOT.
Phil: How does Sammy feel about horses?
Me: He hates them. Dean's deathly allergic to them so Sam hates them all.
Phil: Oh, I thought maybe he had a bad experience with them when he was little. And then with the nightmares...
Me: *Cracks the fuck up*
Phil: *Is confused*
Me: *Still laughing* Horses. Nightmares.
Me: He hates them. Dean's deathly allergic to them so Sam hates them all.
Phil: Oh, I thought maybe he had a bad experience with them when he was little. And then with the nightmares...
Me: *Cracks the fuck up*
Phil: *Is confused*
Me: *Still laughing* Horses. Nightmares.