[Fic] Fifty Shades of Lincoln Burrows

[clex_monkie89]

I thank _pliskin_ and alazysod for helping me beta this.

Title: Fifty Shades of Lincoln Burrows
Fandom: Prison Break.
Character: Lincoln Burrows.
Theme set: Epsilon.
Disclaimer: Not mine, not true, don't own, wish I did.
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Incest, violence, and language.

Comments

[etheral_lie]

I loved these all, espcially 'Limit'.

Wonderfully amazing job.

[clex_monkie89]

Thank you sweetie, "Limit" was one of my favorite to write because it just kinda... summed up My Lincoln right there. He's so terrfied because of Michael that he ends up accidentally/intentionally making himself a bad father.

I've very glad you liked this babe!

[veradeath]

And that, that hurt. So very good.

And I'm very glad you wrote it.

[clex_monkie89]

Thank you, I was aiming for pain right there and I'm glad I got it.

I had to write it, I just had to get my version of Linc out there.

[etheral_lie]

And I'm glad you did.

Tangent:

Have you ever heard of a comic called Ron White? He's a 'redneck comedian', friends w/ Jeff Foxworthy. Anyhoo, part of his stick is this convo he had with a friend of his:

Friend: I ain't gay. None of is gay.
Ron: Do you watch porn?
F: Yes
R: Is it strictly lesbian porn?
F: No, my porn has dudes.
R: Well, do you like it when their dick is limp, flaccid and soft?
F: No, I like it when their's are raging hard and....I did not know that about myself.
Ron to audiance: Everyone's gay, its just a matter to what degree.

Cause, I was hopin' to trip up Tweener like this. It'd be funny.

[clex_monkie89]

DUDE! I love Ron White and I love his "everyone's a little gay" bit, as soon as you asked about the porn I knew that's where you were headed. :DDDD Poor Tweener.

[etheral_lie]

Ron White is cool and Steven Lynch(song writer/preformer comic) is awesome.

It's like we share a BRAIN.

[clex_monkie89]

Dude! Stephen Lynch! "Special Friend!"

[etheral_lie]

Dude!

If I Were Gay and Lullaby!!!

[clex_monkie89]

"But I'm not gay/so please stop cupping my --hand!" Dude. If I were a Superhero!

[etheral_lie]

"Mr Immagration Dude"

Dude, Hermaphrodite

[clex_monkie89]

"Drug Free Boy"

Dude, Mister Taxi Driver