It's not much.caffienekittyNovember 9 2009, 07:05:11 UTC
"Okay, so, Bobby's the Sheriff, Ron's not dead and is trying to start a beer company-" Dean raised his open bottle of not-that-bad-actually micro-brew beer, "-with money he's gonna steal off a dead guy but maybe hasn't yet, Ruby's marrying the only guy here who's more of a dork than you, Daniel Elkins is the priest who's going to marry them, and is also not dead, except no one knows where he is right now so maybe he is dead, and the creepy little girl is probably not evil, but we don't know for sure because you didn't watch the whole show, just random bits."
Sam nodded. "Right."
"And there's either a psycho or a spirit or something going around randomly whacking people?"
"Yep."
"And everyone's sticking around here why?"
"Because they haven't noticed yet. Or it hasn't started yet." Sam shrugged. "I don't know."
"Great. So what you're saying is almost all of these people are going to die bloody and we can't do anything to help any of them."
"Not if we're playing the roles the Trickster assigned us."
Dean clenched his jaw and looked around the room full of people.
"They aren't real people, Dean. The Trickster made them up."
"If either of us turns out to be the murderer, Sam, I'm not doing it." Dean glared into his beer bottle. "I don't care if they're fake people. I'm not murdering anyone for that sick, twisted bastard."
"Odds are neither of us is the murderer, Dean. Odds are we're just victims."
"Yeah, well, I'm not gonna play that role too happily either." Dean drained the dregs of his beer.
Sam huffed. "Maybe we can play whatever our roles are and get out of here before either situation comes up."
"Fine. Whatever. So who are we?"
"No idea."
"Really," Dean said flatly, turning to Sam.
"I don't know who half of these people are, Dean. I looked it up on Wikipedia after the show finished and I still couldn't tell who was who. There was a grid and everything."
"Great. That's just great. How are we supposed to play our freaking roles if we don't know who we are, Sam?"
"I'm trying to take notes, alright? Just keep drinking and stay close to the group; maybe someone'll call us by name."
Dean looked sideways at Sam. "And you'll be able to figure out what we're supposed to do from that?"
"Well... no," admitted Sam.
"So just keep drinking?"
"Keep drinking."
Dean cracked the lid off another bottle of micro-brew. "Sounds like a plan to me."
Re: It's not much.dinaloriJanuary 15 2010, 04:43:43 UTC
LOL! Yeah, good luck to poor Sam and Dean. I had to watch the DVD twice to figure the whole thing out (and I'm still not certain I got it right.) This was awesome.
And OMG! I totally missed that the priest was Daniel Elkins!
Re: It's not much.caffienekittyJanuary 16 2010, 06:32:37 UTC
And OMG! I totally missed that the priest was Daniel Elkins!
He was easy to miss, he only lasted, what, one episode? He was in an episode of Dead Like Me too. He seems to play almost as many dead guys as JDM. :-D
Sam nodded. "Right."
"And there's either a psycho or a spirit or something going around randomly whacking people?"
"Yep."
"And everyone's sticking around here why?"
"Because they haven't noticed yet. Or it hasn't started yet." Sam shrugged. "I don't know."
"Great. So what you're saying is almost all of these people are going to die bloody and we can't do anything to help any of them."
"Not if we're playing the roles the Trickster assigned us."
Dean clenched his jaw and looked around the room full of people.
"They aren't real people, Dean. The Trickster made them up."
"If either of us turns out to be the murderer, Sam, I'm not doing it." Dean glared into his beer bottle. "I don't care if they're fake people. I'm not murdering anyone for that sick, twisted bastard."
"Odds are neither of us is the murderer, Dean. Odds are we're just victims."
"Yeah, well, I'm not gonna play that role too happily either." Dean drained the dregs of his beer.
Sam huffed. "Maybe we can play whatever our roles are and get out of here before either situation comes up."
"Fine. Whatever. So who are we?"
"No idea."
"Really," Dean said flatly, turning to Sam.
"I don't know who half of these people are, Dean. I looked it up on Wikipedia after the show finished and I still couldn't tell who was who. There was a grid and everything."
"Great. That's just great. How are we supposed to play our freaking roles if we don't know who we are, Sam?"
"I'm trying to take notes, alright? Just keep drinking and stay close to the group; maybe someone'll call us by name."
Dean looked sideways at Sam. "And you'll be able to figure out what we're supposed to do from that?"
"Well... no," admitted Sam.
"So just keep drinking?"
"Keep drinking."
Dean cracked the lid off another bottle of micro-brew. "Sounds like a plan to me."
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And OMG! I totally missed that the priest was Daniel Elkins!
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He was easy to miss, he only lasted, what, one episode? He was in an episode of Dead Like Me too. He seems to play almost as many dead guys as JDM. :-D
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