I should become a singing cab driver. I drove
stargazzy to work, and
meestagoat to the doctor today. Now all I need are some songs.
On the second drive, I saw two of those ridiculous "My X Y your honor student" bumper stickers. Why people bother with these, I don't know. Here's what they said:
"My gamer fragged your honor student"
"My dachshund is smarter than your honor student"
I should start a mad libs style random honor student bumper sticker generator and sell them on cafepress. Instant gold!
My rhino is lumpier than your honor student.
My skillet is better seasoned than your honor student.
My Burger King glass is more covered in Chewbacca than your honor student.
stargazzy have mostly read Harry Potter 7 to each other (we read 188 pages separately in the middle). We're almost done, and we're both very upset that she had to go to work instead of staying home to read. Libraries don't really care about reading, apparently.