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Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies clevermsbennet March 11 2009, 23:34:12 UTC
If you would be so kind as to do so, the inhabitants might be appreciative.

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies mouthy_merc March 11 2009, 23:58:58 UTC
Oh look! Someone was stabbing things in between doing that socializing thing!

Two guesses who! And no, there wasn't an ax, so it wasn't Miss Bennet.

"This is the best sewing group ever!"

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies memberslonely March 12 2009, 00:09:07 UTC
"Not exactly what I thought I'd end up doing tonight," Lindsay admitted while she took aim and began shooting at the...

Jesus what were those things anyway.

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies mouthy_merc March 12 2009, 00:29:11 UTC
"But fun!" Deadpool insisted, slashing and humming something that might have been Heart of Glass. No reason.

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies memberslonely March 12 2009, 00:52:47 UTC
Lindsay shot off a few rounds before giving the guy in pajamas a strange look.

"Is that Blondie?"

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies mouthy_merc March 12 2009, 00:53:59 UTC
"Blondie," Deadpool informed her, flicking blood off his blades and onto the lawn. "Is a goddess among women."

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies memberslonely March 12 2009, 00:59:21 UTC
"Not exactly what I'd be humming while... impaling things," Lindsay said awkwardly as she reloaded.

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies mouthy_merc March 12 2009, 01:01:08 UTC
"Well, I'm not about to start humming some epic fight music now, am I? That would just be cliche."

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies memberslonely March 12 2009, 01:04:54 UTC
"You're welding giant swords and hacking up things with wings," Linz said tracking another flock of harpies that seemed to be coming down. "Somehow I think being cliche is the least of your worries."

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies mouthy_merc March 12 2009, 01:13:23 UTC
"...fair enough." Deadpool launched himself at one that seemed to think he should do some scary things with his swords and ass.

"No, no, no! None of that near the ears of any young folks!"

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies tyler_back March 12 2009, 00:44:04 UTC
Tyler watched Deadpool stab things for a minute. "What's the best plan of attack?"

He had a pistol and a meat cleaver, and wasn't an expert at either, especially not with harpies making loud, rude suggestions about his sex life.

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies mouthy_merc March 12 2009, 00:54:37 UTC
Which was simply cruel. Bad enough the guy was sleeping with Tony Stark.

"Stabby stabby?"

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies tyler_back March 12 2009, 01:08:35 UTC
Tyler looked at the pistol, then at the cleaver. He tossed the cleaver at the harpy.

It bounced off her leg as she finished saying something anatomically improbably about Tyler's mother, but she flew away. However, two more arrived as she left, and Tyler aimed his gun at them.

"Little short on the stabby weapons."

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies mouthy_merc March 12 2009, 01:14:29 UTC
Deadpool just sighed and offered him a pretty AK-47 that appeared to have 'How's my Shooting?' written on the side. "You lose that and I'm stabbing you in the leg, got it?"

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies tyler_back March 12 2009, 01:33:39 UTC
"Understood and accepted," Tyler said, making gimme fingers at the AK-47. "Don't stab me."

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Re: Defend the House from Shrieking Harpies mouthy_merc March 12 2009, 01:36:58 UTC
Handing over the gun, Deadpool just nodded. "And don't shoot Stark with it either."

A beat.

"Not unless I am told beforehand and can bring popcorn."

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