Jun 14, 2005 16:16
So, I got a job. AND MANDY SAID I COULDNT! And it's better than hers! BEAT. OFF. TO. THAT.
ACT was good. Was judo-kicking Teddy out in the hallway, kicked Dan on accident, Dan slaps me across the face and his fingers go in my mouth and a couple people around us got erections and it was a good time.
"ERRRRLACK! Dan, why are your fingers wet?"
"BECAUSE THEY WERE IN YOUR MOUTH!"
"IDIOT!"
"Actually, I was holding gum in that hand."
"AGH!"
So, I am a hostess at a French retaurant up town called Vie. Everytime I tell people, they say, "Cool! Do you speak French?"
......
What does that have to do with it?!? Con found it. Je ne sais pas pourquoi ca c'est important! MON DIEU.
My fricking headphones are broken again. Burn in hell, Apple.
One day, when I have a boyfriend that looks like your girlfriend that has February in her hair and rushes around... I'll be okay.