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[clevermedic]

Has anyone seen Jill? She was supposed to come by the other day and never showed. And with all the... new developments, I'm a little worried.

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[nevermadestars]

Jillybeans is here?

I haven't seen her around at all.

[clevermedic]

She's usually pretty busy.

Does she actually let you call her that?

[nevermadestars]

Well, no, but since when has that ever stopped me? 'Sides, she only tries to kick my teeth in when I make sandwich jokes.

How's the arm?

[clevermedic]

I think you're actually worse than Billy when it comes to nicknames.

Getting better, although it'll still be a while before I can hold a gun.

[nevermadestars]

Please, dollface, I'm a lot more clever and creative than your Hillbilly.

Good, then maybe you'll stop hiding and drag your little tiny butt down to the bar. Even if you ain't old enough to drink yet, the company'll do you some good. Its better than sulking all day by yourself.

[clevermedic]

I've been down! Just never when you happen to be around.

[nevermadestars]

Sure, Sure.

Next time I'm over there I'll come up and drag you down if I have to.

[clevermedic]

Okay, fine. Just knock first.

[nevermadestars]

Yeah, sure. Last thing I ever want to see is you and Billy havin' Jack Daniels.

[clevermedic]

...What?

[nevermadestars]

I know y'all been having some. Billy hasn't been growling as much at everyone at the bar lately. Hell, he even almost smiled once.

[clevermedic]

I don't even...

Wait, you're using a euphemism aren't you.

[nevermadestars]

Something like that.

[in_venting]

...Jack Daniels? Why would you need to knock if they're just drinking?

[nevermadestars]

Because Billy doesn't like being interrupted when he's having Jack Daniels.

[in_venting]

...Oh.

I don't think I get it, but, okay, Uncle Kevin.