we hot cuz we fly.
oooh, my name's elissa, and im basically the coolest person ever. i have jungle disease. purple spotted jungle disease. and i have a MEGA crush on erin morrison.
false. i do not have a crush on erin morrison. instead, i prefer namibian men magazines circa 1995. hot stuff, let me tell you. really gets me off. nothing better than soft wrinkly penises.
you know what else i like? brownie batter. and cookie batter. and other stuff that barefoot pregnant women in arkansas would enjoy.
but mostly, i would like everyone to know that i just learned the hard way not to leave my LJ logged in on other people's computers.
false. i do not have a crush on erin morrison. instead, i prefer namibian men magazines circa 1995. hot stuff, let me tell you. really gets me off. nothing better than soft wrinkly penises.
you know what else i like? brownie batter. and cookie batter. and other stuff that barefoot pregnant women in arkansas would enjoy.
but mostly, i would like everyone to know that i just learned the hard way not to leave my LJ logged in on other people's computers.