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Student teaching is pretty tight, I guess, except I don't do shit all day. Well, I only stay half a day, then I bolt, but basically I sit and read, drink coffee and jam out to my I-pod. Fucking easy.
My only tasks today were to escort the students to the cafeteria to get their picture taken. This was pretty easy except for one kid who thinks his dick is bigger than mine, which I bet it isn't because he is like 4 years younger, and I'm certain that in those 4 years my dick has grown exceptionally larger. And you know what is also tight? Even though this kid thinks he's a fuckin badass he has horrible acne, I mean disgustingly horrible, so if you just kind of glare at him he reluctantly does as you ask in order to hide his shame. Take that smart ass little piece of shit!
I also happened to be escorting kids to the cafeteria while the special ed students were in there. Those kids kick ass, and I think they are in the cafeteria all fucking day, could you imagine that shit? Every time I pass the cafeteria I see them in there, sitting around, drooling and stuff. Today they were chasing each other around which was pretty tight. And one of the kids with downs syndrome is named Jason, just like Jason! Remember Jason, he was a fucking great dancer. But I'll probably never name my son Jason.
I think I got chlymidia from the hot tub. Fuckin' shit.
My only tasks today were to escort the students to the cafeteria to get their picture taken. This was pretty easy except for one kid who thinks his dick is bigger than mine, which I bet it isn't because he is like 4 years younger, and I'm certain that in those 4 years my dick has grown exceptionally larger. And you know what is also tight? Even though this kid thinks he's a fuckin badass he has horrible acne, I mean disgustingly horrible, so if you just kind of glare at him he reluctantly does as you ask in order to hide his shame. Take that smart ass little piece of shit!
I also happened to be escorting kids to the cafeteria while the special ed students were in there. Those kids kick ass, and I think they are in the cafeteria all fucking day, could you imagine that shit? Every time I pass the cafeteria I see them in there, sitting around, drooling and stuff. Today they were chasing each other around which was pretty tight. And one of the kids with downs syndrome is named Jason, just like Jason! Remember Jason, he was a fucking great dancer. But I'll probably never name my son Jason.
I think I got chlymidia from the hot tub. Fuckin' shit.