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I guess I'm kinda glad that I got an A in music theory, but really I don't care, because wynton marsalis says it doenst matter unless you practice. wynton marsalis is pretty cool, i read his book , and am read another one ofg his books now. hes cool. i want to marry him.
moving out sucks a whole lot, but moving in is gonna be pretty cool too, you get a room with all the same stuff but a completely different setup. they eventually prove that all the confusion this causes your brain-mind eventually leads to cancer, of the cerebral cortex, which is really bad. STOP CONFUSING YOURSELF AMERICA!!!! STAY IN ONE PLACE!!!
They were indians I tell you, not from india, but real LIVE indians with horrible weapons that dont kill you without accuracy so they just send you to the fifth level of pain! five of them too, all armed to the teeth, really though, they even bit. All I had was my 6 shooter and a bottle of whiskey. And a laser plasma rifle. I won. Savages.
I love america so much that I clean my bathroom because thats good capitalism.
I say alot of things that arent true, but everyone knows they arent true, so am i going to die in Hell? No. you have to die before you go to hell.
If I had a chihuahua, I would train it to bark and people would think I was the best.
Blake and I are going to trick everyone here at the apartment complex, well not everyone, but everyone we know, or have known for a while into thinking that we hate each other. But for trivial things.
I wrote a wikipedia article for alphabetter, you can fine that directly below...
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Alphabetter
Alphabetter is a four peice American band from El Paso, Tx. Many listeners have classified Alphabetter's sound as being progressive funk rock, jazz and blues and metal or heavy metal. Because Alphabetter is unsigned they have had only a cult following since their debut in 1999. Some have said they have had the most loyal fans of any modern rock band including members of The United States Army who claimed to have actually killed in the name of the band.
Influences
Alphabetter has been influenced by many other musicians and artists ranging from Stevie Wonder, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers, Jeff Buckley, Donizetti and Slayer to Pee-Wee Herman, Salvador Dali, Christopher Walken and Austin the Dog. Though influemced by many artists, the members of Alphabetter have been classically trained in music and composition. Some have cried at witnessing the supreme musical powers of the band saying that their music is so perfect that it forces their emotions onto the floors upon which they stand. Others scream at the atrocities performed at the band's live stage show.
== History ==
Alphabetter is a self produced and recorded band but has allegedly used the help of time traveler Ricky Pendell who claims to be from 6 months in the future. Some have said his recordings of the band have sounded futuristic and post-progressive. Others have criticized the band's recordings calling them just ok, probably because of their inability to hear the sounds of The Future.
Their music can be linked to famous battles throughout history including The American Revolution and The Time Battle of 2079 in which time traveler Ricky Pendell battles Blake Heath, a Level 2 Wizard. Alphabetter has never claimed to predict the future but future wizards from the future have debated, akwardly, about the band's songs having predicted certain events such as the devastation of Las Vegas, NV in 2067, a tragic event in which an overweight post-pop icon eats the crooked disgustingly cute city.
Though never been proven, Alphabetter's music has been reported to have caused an increase in the release of Pheremones, in turn causing an increase in the ammount of sexual activity, or getting laid. The band's drummer, Julio Mena, was reported saying once, If you don't get laid at our show, then I'm not doing my job as a drummer.
Band Menbers
Pablo Martinez sings and writes the lyrics for the band, and because of this he is also the sexiest member of the band. Because of the band's contacts with members of future society it is known that Pablo Martinez will die at the age of 37 in a horrible wreck in which a Unicorn Carriage collides with his Nissan Sentra.
Carlos Diaz plays [[bass guitar]] and rides a grey stallion zebra-horse cross. His grooves shake people and their hands in places all over world for ages to come, and predictions claim that he will bring the world to peace for 33 days with a riff he discovers while exploring a cavern in the currently undiscovered Island of Xatio.
Julio Mena plays drums for the band, but when he's not drumm a drumm drumming he's rum pa pum pumming it up at his eighteen 1970's disco nightclubs!!! Julio's love for disco music and pregnant women is probably bigger than the whole wide world, but is never proven to be because things such as the whole wide world are later on proven to be immesurable. Julio is arrested on charges of attempted murder with a plasma weapon when he tries to stab fellow band member Pablo Martinez's lover Lacey of the Water in the stomach with a plasma swiss army knife in 2093, claiming that he was trying prevent the birth of King Almond-Czar of Presidentia, a future city which you shall know nothing about.
Luis Munoz is the guitarist for the band and frequently summons dark angels of Satan to challenge them to guitar-offs and steal their riffs. Luis is knighted by the Third Realm of Wizards in 2079 for his excellent guitar marksmanship. He achieves honorary level 1 wizard at numerous Wizard Huts because of his extreme style and uses of tone which lead to the beginning of a once unheard of practice Musical Biology. this discipline leads to eternal youth, and lots of other good things like rainbows and chocolate kisses.
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I dont care about your stupid friends list or your stupid internet time. Get a life!
moving out sucks a whole lot, but moving in is gonna be pretty cool too, you get a room with all the same stuff but a completely different setup. they eventually prove that all the confusion this causes your brain-mind eventually leads to cancer, of the cerebral cortex, which is really bad. STOP CONFUSING YOURSELF AMERICA!!!! STAY IN ONE PLACE!!!
They were indians I tell you, not from india, but real LIVE indians with horrible weapons that dont kill you without accuracy so they just send you to the fifth level of pain! five of them too, all armed to the teeth, really though, they even bit. All I had was my 6 shooter and a bottle of whiskey. And a laser plasma rifle. I won. Savages.
I love america so much that I clean my bathroom because thats good capitalism.
I say alot of things that arent true, but everyone knows they arent true, so am i going to die in Hell? No. you have to die before you go to hell.
If I had a chihuahua, I would train it to bark and people would think I was the best.
Blake and I are going to trick everyone here at the apartment complex, well not everyone, but everyone we know, or have known for a while into thinking that we hate each other. But for trivial things.
I wrote a wikipedia article for alphabetter, you can fine that directly below...
Editing Template:Alphabetter
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Jump to: navigation, search
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Alphabetter
Alphabetter is a four peice American band from El Paso, Tx. Many listeners have classified Alphabetter's sound as being progressive funk rock, jazz and blues and metal or heavy metal. Because Alphabetter is unsigned they have had only a cult following since their debut in 1999. Some have said they have had the most loyal fans of any modern rock band including members of The United States Army who claimed to have actually killed in the name of the band.
Influences
Alphabetter has been influenced by many other musicians and artists ranging from Stevie Wonder, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Art Blakey and the Jazz Messengers, Jeff Buckley, Donizetti and Slayer to Pee-Wee Herman, Salvador Dali, Christopher Walken and Austin the Dog. Though influemced by many artists, the members of Alphabetter have been classically trained in music and composition. Some have cried at witnessing the supreme musical powers of the band saying that their music is so perfect that it forces their emotions onto the floors upon which they stand. Others scream at the atrocities performed at the band's live stage show.
== History ==
Alphabetter is a self produced and recorded band but has allegedly used the help of time traveler Ricky Pendell who claims to be from 6 months in the future. Some have said his recordings of the band have sounded futuristic and post-progressive. Others have criticized the band's recordings calling them just ok, probably because of their inability to hear the sounds of The Future.
Their music can be linked to famous battles throughout history including The American Revolution and The Time Battle of 2079 in which time traveler Ricky Pendell battles Blake Heath, a Level 2 Wizard. Alphabetter has never claimed to predict the future but future wizards from the future have debated, akwardly, about the band's songs having predicted certain events such as the devastation of Las Vegas, NV in 2067, a tragic event in which an overweight post-pop icon eats the crooked disgustingly cute city.
Though never been proven, Alphabetter's music has been reported to have caused an increase in the release of Pheremones, in turn causing an increase in the ammount of sexual activity, or getting laid. The band's drummer, Julio Mena, was reported saying once, If you don't get laid at our show, then I'm not doing my job as a drummer.
Band Menbers
Pablo Martinez sings and writes the lyrics for the band, and because of this he is also the sexiest member of the band. Because of the band's contacts with members of future society it is known that Pablo Martinez will die at the age of 37 in a horrible wreck in which a Unicorn Carriage collides with his Nissan Sentra.
Carlos Diaz plays [[bass guitar]] and rides a grey stallion zebra-horse cross. His grooves shake people and their hands in places all over world for ages to come, and predictions claim that he will bring the world to peace for 33 days with a riff he discovers while exploring a cavern in the currently undiscovered Island of Xatio.
Julio Mena plays drums for the band, but when he's not drumm a drumm drumming he's rum pa pum pumming it up at his eighteen 1970's disco nightclubs!!! Julio's love for disco music and pregnant women is probably bigger than the whole wide world, but is never proven to be because things such as the whole wide world are later on proven to be immesurable. Julio is arrested on charges of attempted murder with a plasma weapon when he tries to stab fellow band member Pablo Martinez's lover Lacey of the Water in the stomach with a plasma swiss army knife in 2093, claiming that he was trying prevent the birth of King Almond-Czar of Presidentia, a future city which you shall know nothing about.
Luis Munoz is the guitarist for the band and frequently summons dark angels of Satan to challenge them to guitar-offs and steal their riffs. Luis is knighted by the Third Realm of Wizards in 2079 for his excellent guitar marksmanship. He achieves honorary level 1 wizard at numerous Wizard Huts because of his extreme style and uses of tone which lead to the beginning of a once unheard of practice Musical Biology. this discipline leads to eternal youth, and lots of other good things like rainbows and chocolate kisses.
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I dont care about your stupid friends list or your stupid internet time. Get a life!