The Trevelyne's Lament

[clever_maiden]

It seems my dread sister Jacky has gotten herself into a mess once again. From what I can discern, she has been arrested, thrown into the filthy brig of some ship, and is co-living with vermin who house only the good Lord knows WHAT kinds of disease and insects. DX

Why, Jacky? Why oh why oh WHY do you do this to yourself........?