I am such a loser.

[clever_killer]

Johnny just stopped by. Oh how I love that boy

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[mylifeonrepeat]

do you's
1. do you think im cute? Adorable
2. do you want to kiss me? No, you got AIDS!
3. do you want to cuddle wit me? You have cooties.
4. do you want to hook up with me? I ain't no 5 cent hoe!
5. do you think im smart? Yes

are we's
1. are we aquintences? I suppose so
2. are we friends? Yes
3. are we hook ups? Like I said, I ain't no 5 cent hoe!
4. are we in a relationship? Sure
5. are we gonna have kids? I sure hope not

am i's
1. am i smart? Yes
2. am i cute? Yes
3. am i funny? Yes
4. am i cool? Ice cold!
5. am i the most brilliant person ever? No :D

would you's
1. would you hang out with me? Who the hell would wanna hang out with you...=] Yes, I would.
2. would you date me? I don't swing that way, sorry Laine.
3. would you be my hook up? You wanna pay me??
4. would you be my girlfriend/boyfriend? No
5. would you have sex with me? Yes Laine, I would like nothing better.

have you ever?
1. have you ever thought about me? Yes
2. have you ever thought there might be an "us"? No
3. have you ever thought about about hookin up with me? OMG!!!
4. have you ever found yourself wanting a kiss from me? No
5. have you ever wished i were there? At times

are you's
1. are you done with this survey? I still have a few more questions to go
2. are you happy you know me? Yes
3. are you mad at me? No
4. are you thinkin bout me? Well obviously since I'm doing this thing about you.
5. are you going to repost this so that i will return the favor? Too lazy.

[mylifeonrepeat]

By the way, Jacob and I are coming to your house at 11 tomorrow morning. :D Yes, that's right. We're inviting ourselves over because we're that damn cool.

[clever_killer]

WTF??? How come I never know ANYTHING??? I NEVER fucking know!!!!! Anyways, isn't 11 kind of early for you?

[mylifeonrepeat]

Actually, it is. But my mom is making me wake up early since I sleep so late or just never sleep at all. I'll be up at 5 in the morning anyways tomorrow cause me and Tinkerbell have a date at McDonald's for breakfast!

[clever_killer]

Ha, McDonald's. Our lunch date was way better. You're lucky my brother will be at summer school.

[mylifeonrepeat]

Why am I lucky?

[clever_killer]

cause otherwise he'd piss us off the whole time. I love the boy but God...He never fucking stops...

[mylifeonrepeat]

Yeah, well my brother is the same. He has school from 10:30-1. Blach. But yeah, me and Jacob are going to install AIM the PROPER way on your dad's computer whether you like it or not.

[clever_killer]

Yeah, and hwo exactly am I supposed to explain that to him? I'd rather not touch taht thing cause I was messing with it the other day and he got pissed off. I kind of screwed something up I guess...Oops?

[mylifeonrepeat]

Well that's just because you're computer illiterate. Unlike me and Jacob, we know how to work technology.

[clever_killer]

SO? We're not going near that thing. What's with your interest in my aim all of a sudden anyway?

[mylifeonrepeat]

Because you need it. To communicate. With people. Humans. Non-humans. Etc. You get the idea? And aren't you on his computer now anyways?

[clever_killer]

No, I'm on my slow ass piece of shit. He'd kill me if I was on his. And why would I want to communitcate with you losers anyway? JUST KIDDING! JUST KIDDING!!!

[mylifeonrepeat]

Yeah, you better be kidding, you whore. So how about that Road Runner? It must SUCK to have your connection. :)

[clever_killer]

Fuck off McSkank! You and your god damn RoadRunner. You know what? My mom just gave me some brownie mix! BEAT THAT BITCH!!!!

[mylifeonrepeat]

You're gonna make that batch of brownies and give me some of it, right?