You don't do it on purpose but you make me shake.
Tomorrow- The Milwaukee Zoo with the little ones
Sunday- Warped tour with the Fish and the Blonde
Sounds like a promising weekend...
...but you never know.
Sunday- Warped tour with the Fish and the Blonde
Sounds like a promising weekend...
...but you never know.
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Shake: Where's Meatwad?
Frylock: What are you doing with that gutter?
Shake: What are you doing with that beard? Huh? Answer that scientist!
Shake: Meatwad!?
Meatwad: Uh oh.
Shake: Where are you?!
Meatwad: Not in my room!
Shake: Ah ha! My telescope. You've ruined it! How will I ever see the stars again?
Meatwad: This ain't no telescope, it's Duey. And he's an engineer and he works on the super train.
Shake: He does what!? You've got mental problems!
Meatwad: Ow ow ow!
(Ol' Drippy enters room)
Ol' Drippy: What's it taste like?
Shake: You're mothers...AHH! Monster! (runs off in fear)
Ol' Drippy: Well Meatwad, look at this doll.
Meatwad: All right, a drunk girl! This is the best doll ever!
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Shake: Look, you know who's the leader. And don't ever yell at me like that again cause if you do, you are demoted. Oh hey, Carl.
Carl: Shut up...Wait, where you goin' with those dishes?
Shake: Nothing. (starts to sing)
Frylock: Hey Carl, what's happenin'?
Carl: Yeah right, did you see a woman in a bikini with a 6 pack of beer and a surf board come in here?
Frylock: Was it cardboard? Used to be up at the liqour store?
Carl: Uh, no...?
Frylock: Well, okay Carl.(starts to whisper) She's back in Meatwad's room.
Meatwad: Duey, do you take this headless super model with a 6 pack to be your lovely wedded wife? So you guys can work on the railroad together and then super train and then drive them to Jupiter with Batman...Say I do.
(Ol' Drippy holding cardboard girl)
Ol' Drippy: I do.
Meatwad: Yippee!
Carl; You two timing bitch!
Meatwad: Oh please. This is a private ceramony.
Carl (to Ol' Drippy): You get your moist things off her! That's my fantisy girl.
Ol' Drippy: Was this yours? Oh, I am so sorry, oh my God.
Carl: Oh, oh, oh. She smells like dead mushrooms and cheeseburger meat...and who are you?!
Ol' Drippy: I'm the guy that's going to rake your lawn for being such a big jerk
Ol' Drippy: Idle hands spent time at the genitals and you know how much God hates that.
Meatwad: That yard looks nice, Carl.
Carl: Yeah, well Drippy here does some good work. Yeah, you stay on your side of the lawn.
Ol' Drippy: Carl, is that a leaf in your gutter. When's the last time you cleaned up there?
Meatwad: Yeah Carl, when's the last time?
Carl: Look, if I wanted a wife to nag my head off, Drippy, I'd order one from Russia!
Ol' Drippy: Why do that? You've got a beautiful lady, right by your side.
Meatwad: Yeah Carl, and when you find a good one, let me tell you, you need to hold on as tight as you can.
Ol' Drippy: You're a lucky man, Carl.
Okay, I'm done. It was fun writing that but I'm sure you won't read it all but that's okay. <3.
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