Things I Missed While I Was At College:
My sister. Why?
Amanda: "Sam! Sam! I just realized that 'tah-dah' is an onomatopoeia!"
My brother (who is 13). Why?
Adam: "I just want my arms to be jacked. So that way I can be like" *thrusts out arm viciously* "Here's your coffee... Ma'am."
My dad. Why?
Dad: *does his best attempt to re-create Leroy Anderson's The Typewriter while eating corn on the cob*
My mom. Why?
Me: "Of course I donated it [it referring to this awful sheep that danced and sang "Ba-Barbra Ann]. Why wouldn't I?"
Mom: "...because its ears move!"
Amanda: "Sam! Sam! I just realized that 'tah-dah' is an onomatopoeia!"
My brother (who is 13). Why?
Adam: "I just want my arms to be jacked. So that way I can be like" *thrusts out arm viciously* "Here's your coffee... Ma'am."
My dad. Why?
Dad: *does his best attempt to re-create Leroy Anderson's The Typewriter while eating corn on the cob*
My mom. Why?
Me: "Of course I donated it [it referring to this awful sheep that danced and sang "Ba-Barbra Ann]. Why wouldn't I?"
Mom: "...because its ears move!"