new quotes

Jan 03, 2007 22:53

“To breasts! Toast them or lose them!”

“Someone has stolen my stone. I SUFFER without my stone. DO NOT prolong my suffering!”

“Into the sky! To win, or to die!”

“Steve’s cock has failed to make coffee.”

“You look fit . . . . for battle.”

“Never have I ever:
killed a snake
caught a fish
smoked pot
had sex in a moving vehicle
thought about kissing someone in this room
made out with more than one person in the same night.”

“Steve-a-lyne has to come too!”

“The cup shouldn’t stay with the saucer just because everyone expects it.”

“My cup has gender confusion.”

“Brownie faeries!”
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