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So he trekked deeper and deeper into the jungle, taking it one step at a time. The normally violent tigers and monkeys let him be, for they knew that he was much too important to be killed for food's sake. He had a mission, and monther nature dared not stand in his way. His steady walk broke the dim columns of light that managed their way through the dense canopy above. Minutes, hours, days expired, and his fierce eyes never strayed from the speckle of light set on the horizon that was his final destination. Then BOOM! he farted