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in honor of sarah elizabeth ford's birth, i will now list twenty-three memories with my best friend.
1. baxter tag (1991)
2. drawing on the chalkboard at ecs (1991)
3. rollerblading to sharon elementary school, eating honeysuckle (1992)
4. ordering food for you at the food court in the mall (1992-1993)
5. making up wonderfully inedible recipes, and making your mom eat them (1993)6. poisoning allyson shelby (1993)
7. fake nails from Hooks (1993)
8. roasting marshmallows on candles and watching horrible b rate horror movies late at night (1994)
9. cheating on our newsweek quizzes (1994-1995)
10. caffeine pills in pez dispensers (1993-1995)
11. eating tortillas (1996)
12. becoming friends again in mrs. muller's class (1997)
13. math class (1995-2001)
14. accountability (2000-2001)
15. freezing our arses off in a tent in brown county (2001)
16. the time you pulled an overnighter, and i had to make sure you didn't have a nervous breakdown at 4am (2001)
17. the night we were all at dyan's house for praise and worship, and you were sitting on the porch talking on the phone to adam, and i was inside, kneeling, praying that you would break up with him (2001)
18. being roomies again (2003)
19. when you finally broke up with adam (2003)
20. the royal tennenbaums (2004)
21. be thou my busion (2004)
22. dance lessons in the living room (2005)
23. brokeback valentines (2006)