Feb 01, 2006 10:40
So... I was watching ole W last night telling me, American Citizen, what the state of the union was. Although I never figured out exactly what state we are in. Maybe he was afraid to say...or maybe he just didn't know.
In any case, while I was watching I was trying to imagine what it must be like to be the President. I decided that it must suck real bad. First of all, there is all the pressure of having to make decisions every day that basically impact the entire world. He is supposed to save us from terrorists, deadly viruses, unemployment, crime, poverty, and moral decay. No matter what decisions he does finally make, at least 30% (in most cases probably more) of the population is going to think they are horrible, and that he is horrible.
Maybe that's just the way it has to be. I guess if no one ever thought your decisions were stupid, you would just keep on making dumb decisions and ruin the world.
Maybe our lives should be more democratic. Maybe we should all vote on each others major decisions. For example, I vote that Mike does not jump off that cliff with Jimmy and Jeff. Why should James Mann be the dictator over Mike Adams actions?
LIBERATE MIKE!
Anyway...if anyone has any cures for Chronic Boredom, let me know.
lovecare.