It's ME

Oct 23, 2008 20:17

I shall blog about certain things after certain issues are being solved and me receiving good news. I do believe I'm more qualified than many others!

I saw this question: Everyone knows having a crush at the office or in class can make the time pass a little bit quicker. Is it better to keep your crush a secret or tell them how you feel?

Oh yay, standard kind of questions people ask at advice columns. One of the things that I do in the past when I'm super bored is to read Teenage's advice column, Dear Kelly, and then laugh at all the loser questions and give my own advice to those pathetic people. Some people do have significant troubles, but majority are just a bunch of irritating losers! There was once, I read about this girl who wrote in, saying that she's so terrified when she got her period to the extent that she's so afraid of telling it to her mum. As a result, she uses USED PADS. OMG. THAT'S BLOODY PSYCHOTIC CAN. Bloody. Menses. Psychotic. Haha.

Back ot the question.

Jessica Ee has confessed twice! Okay I believe that I've said this countless times. However, I had a lot more than two crushes. ~~_~ Sometimes, it's not advisable to confess, because I simply do not know the person well enough. What if the guy is not what I perceive to be? When I'm not that familiar with the guy and he isn't that close to me as well, I would probably be the last person he'd be thinking of! D: In such cases, just don't confess. Zz. When it's really obvious that he's in love with another or is certified homosexual, of course I won't be confessing! Aiya, just confess when you feel the time is appropriate. I guess most of the time, it's just that stupid psychological barrier. BUT HEY I CONFESSED TWICE. D:  Twice isn't a lot but let's face it, I think many girls AND GUYS haven't even confessed before!

Recently, there're people asking me questions about my nick. What's so hard to understand about it, it's just my doctor-lawyer fantasies. People can interpret it as me dreaming of become a doctor or a lawyer, or me thinking about the relationship between a doctor and a lawyer. The latter is what I'm trying to convey. =D  The former is partially right though. I'm aiming for a medical degree because jobs like aesthetic physician, dermatologist, clinician scientist and clinician researcher are coolio!

I do feel that a doctor-lawyer relationship, as in a romantic, sexual relationship is interesting! Doctors and lawyers are probably one of the most powerful people on Earth. That's my opinion luh. Some people would say politicians or even cooks. I'm so attracted by this doctor-lawyer fantasy because a doctor and a lawyer would be damn smart (don't tell me it's easy to get into medical or law school). They are like, similar and yet different. OOOOOOOO. ^^   Furthermore, both a doctor and a lawyer seem like super busy people, actually I think they ARE super busy, so it's like, they don't really seem like the sort that has spare energy for sexual endeavors. So if they do have some hot sex it'd be like WOW.

If the lawyer is female and the doctor is male, the lawyer would strike to me as a dominatrix. Maybe it's because of the power of the powersuits. Omg I totally love powersuits! But I can't be a lawyer and I have no interest in it. I have this feeling that my future job will require me to wear a labcoat.

If the lawyer is male and the doctor is female, then it kinda suits me more LOL. I can even wear the labcoat without wearing anything underneath. OOOO THE VULNERABILITY XD I have like this attraction for ties as they're so...pullable. Like when I see a hot guy or just a guy with the perfect Jessica-fetish-thingy with a tie........I would have this sudden urge to pull it somehow LOL. Oh especially if he didn't wear his tie properly! It's like the....just-out-of-sex look. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! Another thing, I think lawyers are cool for engaging in BDSM. =/

I know lawyers and doctors are super no life people, so they shouldn't get married to each other or something. But they can have flings right. =/ AND EVERYTHING I'VE WRITTEN IT'S JUST MY OPINION. So, don't start yelling at me and say lawyers are not into BDSM or whatever. I still feel that lawyers-in-BDSM are cool. Plus they have ties! That's like one of the perfect things to use as ropes! And they have this "I'm in control" kinda thing. Omg damn sexy.

OKAY I PRAY THAT MY MUM DOESN'T SEE THIS.
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