Back to some regularly scheduled programming
So. As far as I know, both of my grandmothers are stable.
Marie Claire is a bunch of jackasses who apparently set their "provocative blogger" up to fail for the page views.
And lo, the internet rose up as one and smote them thus.
Pallas cats playing in jack-o'-lanterns make me feel better. (Thanks, @giishu.)
I was able to put up the third signed copy of Movies in Fifteen Minutes for auction, and I am considering doing 1) a Year of Postcards from me, 2) a year from The Littlest Edward, because (as we all know), he is craftsy, and 3) a year from Galadriel, who would be able to drop dark hints about future Secret Life developments.
New Made of Fail episode: It Gets Better. I've just started listening to it, but it seems to be partly about this month's national bullying dialogue, if you will, and the horror genre for Halloween. Note: their January episode just went for $500 at the foresthouseeyes auction. I don't even know.
Also, you need a plush Wizard of Oz monkey in your life.
HEY LET'S HAVE SOME ACTUAL LINKSPAM.
'Batman 3' To Be Titled 'The Dark Knight Rises,' Won't Feature Riddler.
Thousands of Protesters Fight to Keep The Hobbit in New Zealand; 'Hobbit' Will Stay and Shoot in New Zealand; ‘Hobbit’ director Peter Jackson talks about casting a ‘heartthrob’ dwarf (Exclusive).
Captain America: New EW cover!; More Captain America Photos.
Tom Cruise MI movie to be called Ghost Protocol; 'Top Gun 2' Update: Tom Cruise's Maverick Will Have Starring Role.
Ridley Scott Sweet On 'Dragon Tattoo's Noomi Rapace For 'Alien' Prequel; The third Aliens Vs. Predator movie would have served as a prequel to Alien [Video].
Exclusive: Noomi Rapace Kicks the 'Hornet's Nest'; ‘The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets’ Nest’ Millennium Trilogy giveaway.
Exclusive: Noomi Rapace on Her 'Sherlock Holmes 2' Role.
Attn foresthouse: 'Deadpool' Update: Adam Berg Closing In On Director's Chair?
Official: James Cameron Will Make Avatar Sequels His Next Films; 'Avatar' sequels: Dec. '14 and Dec. '15.
Gorgeous New Looks at Disney's 'Tangled.'
Sam Elliott, Roger Sterling Up for J. Jonah Jameson? I can't believe we're doing this all over again. Particularly since that character was cast so perfectly the first time around.
Hardy Hunts Snow White, Lee Finds 'Pi' and Wahlberg Hugs McFarlane's 'Ted'; Charlize Theron: Snow White's Evil Queen!
Update: Keith Richards NOT Cut From PotC 4; Richard Griffiths in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
Timberlake and Seyfried Spotted Filming Their New Thriller.
Ridiculously creepy illustrations from Stephen King's new collection.
'I Love You Phillip Morris' Review: It Was Worth the Wait.
'Breaking Dawn' Supporting Cast Announced, But Who Will They Play?; VIDEO: Daniel Radcliffe Makes Funny Noises in Teaser for The Simpsons Halloween Special; Kristen Stewart Chimes in on Breaking Dawn Script and Pregnancy Suit. Someone showed me a link to a Bella in Childbirth Halloween costume that--I can't show it to you. I can't. If you are able to find it through Google, may sparkle have mercy on your soul.
And finally: Uwe Boll's Next Movie Is About An Overweight Female Superhero Named 'Blubberella.' Nobody tell Marie Claire.
Marie Claire is a bunch of jackasses who apparently set their "provocative blogger" up to fail for the page views.
And lo, the internet rose up as one and smote them thus.
Pallas cats playing in jack-o'-lanterns make me feel better. (Thanks, @giishu.)
I was able to put up the third signed copy of Movies in Fifteen Minutes for auction, and I am considering doing 1) a Year of Postcards from me, 2) a year from The Littlest Edward, because (as we all know), he is craftsy, and 3) a year from Galadriel, who would be able to drop dark hints about future Secret Life developments.
New Made of Fail episode: It Gets Better. I've just started listening to it, but it seems to be partly about this month's national bullying dialogue, if you will, and the horror genre for Halloween. Note: their January episode just went for $500 at the foresthouseeyes auction. I don't even know.
Also, you need a plush Wizard of Oz monkey in your life.
HEY LET'S HAVE SOME ACTUAL LINKSPAM.
'Batman 3' To Be Titled 'The Dark Knight Rises,' Won't Feature Riddler.
Thousands of Protesters Fight to Keep The Hobbit in New Zealand; 'Hobbit' Will Stay and Shoot in New Zealand; ‘Hobbit’ director Peter Jackson talks about casting a ‘heartthrob’ dwarf (Exclusive).
Captain America: New EW cover!; More Captain America Photos.
Tom Cruise MI movie to be called Ghost Protocol; 'Top Gun 2' Update: Tom Cruise's Maverick Will Have Starring Role.
Ridley Scott Sweet On 'Dragon Tattoo's Noomi Rapace For 'Alien' Prequel; The third Aliens Vs. Predator movie would have served as a prequel to Alien [Video].
Exclusive: Noomi Rapace Kicks the 'Hornet's Nest'; ‘The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets’ Nest’ Millennium Trilogy giveaway.
Exclusive: Noomi Rapace on Her 'Sherlock Holmes 2' Role.
Attn foresthouse: 'Deadpool' Update: Adam Berg Closing In On Director's Chair?
Official: James Cameron Will Make Avatar Sequels His Next Films; 'Avatar' sequels: Dec. '14 and Dec. '15.
Gorgeous New Looks at Disney's 'Tangled.'
Sam Elliott, Roger Sterling Up for J. Jonah Jameson? I can't believe we're doing this all over again. Particularly since that character was cast so perfectly the first time around.
Hardy Hunts Snow White, Lee Finds 'Pi' and Wahlberg Hugs McFarlane's 'Ted'; Charlize Theron: Snow White's Evil Queen!
Update: Keith Richards NOT Cut From PotC 4; Richard Griffiths in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
Timberlake and Seyfried Spotted Filming Their New Thriller.
Ridiculously creepy illustrations from Stephen King's new collection.
'I Love You Phillip Morris' Review: It Was Worth the Wait.
'Breaking Dawn' Supporting Cast Announced, But Who Will They Play?; VIDEO: Daniel Radcliffe Makes Funny Noises in Teaser for The Simpsons Halloween Special; Kristen Stewart Chimes in on Breaking Dawn Script and Pregnancy Suit. Someone showed me a link to a Bella in Childbirth Halloween costume that--I can't show it to you. I can't. If you are able to find it through Google, may sparkle have mercy on your soul.
And finally: Uwe Boll's Next Movie Is About An Overweight Female Superhero Named 'Blubberella.' Nobody tell Marie Claire.