Late morning linkspam

[cleolinda]

I feel compelled to tell you a few things:

We have a new official reboot-from-the-beginning Spider-Man, and apparently he is an incredibly talented English actor who is... 27 years old. Behold: First Pictures of Andrew Garfield at the Spider-Man Press Announcement; How Old Will Andrew Garfield Be When the Next Spider-Man 3 Comes Out? Meanwhile, swsa

Comments

[elizardbits]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS ON THAT KID'S HEAD. Animal, mineral, vegetable? Whatever it is, it is full of secrets.

IDK, it looks kind of like a 1958 Eldorado.

[cmdr_zoom]

Between the hair and the grin, I imagine him speaking in the manner of Isaiah Mustafa.

"Hello, ladies. How are you? Fantastic."

[insomniacafe547]

Lllllllllllladies!

[elizardbits]

"Look at RPattz's hair. Now back to mine."

[schizospider]

"The hair is now diamonds. (More sparkle than you, RPatz.)"

[elizardbits]

AHAHA WIN

[elbales]

*dies*

[meleth]

"Sadly, his hair isn't my hair. But it could smell like mine if he stopped being a hobo and switched to using shampoo."

[cmdr_zoom]

*applauds*

[cleolinda]

Hey, he's been doing a lot better lately! I don't know what happened, but he seems to have regained his will to live and put on a suit. Maybe he's past depression and on to the acceptance stage of Living with Fangirls.

[meleth]

Maybe KStew talked him into it.

[cmdr_zoom]

That, or maybe The End Is In Sight.

[elizardbits]

Yeah, I immediately assumed it was the End Times.

[kirsdarke]

*is dead from laughter*

[serizawa3000]

"I'm on a horse. HYAA!"

[litlover12]

Note how RPattz has his hair hidden away. He's not even going to try to compete with that.