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[cleolinda]

Peoples of the Internet, I am an idiot. Let me tell you why:

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[queenanthai]

Yeah, let's see how long that wax figure lasts unscathed. I give it under a day.

[cleolinda]

They're going to let people TAKE PICTURES WITH IT!

[queenanthai]

It's doomed.

[cleolinda]

"Even give it a hug!" I SWEAR the earlier article I saw said this. They have no idea.

[robinmc]

I wonder if they've got an army of backup WaxPattzes.

[cleolinda]

And if they would sell him one.

[aranel13]

I'm thinking people would never know the difference if he did a body switch.

[elbales]

Oh snap.

[robinmc]

Thank you. Now I'm going to have nightmares about the smelly adventures of RPattz and WaxPattz.

[cleolinda]

It won't last him very long. He'll throw it to the mob as a chew toy once and he'll never see it again.

[queenanthai]

BWAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[eruvadhril]

Maybe he could use them as decoys, like in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Seven cars leave the building at once, each with a WaxPattz, and RPattz scampers across the roof while the screaming fangirls are distracted.

[calimazan]

Posh Spice did that once, they sent a car with a blow-up doll and a wig and she left in another car later.
Of course, she was trying to distract paps, not scary fangirls.

[cleolinda]

Yeah... they're about to get an eye-opener, let me tell you.

[aki]

Pfff, it'll be room temperature at best. It could never live up to real Edward ice-cold charm.