Let's hope I didn't bork too many of the links

[cleolinda]

Okay, I think we need to have a little night linkspam. I admit, these are cherry-picked from my Twitter page (which you can read whether you're on Twitter or not), but I'm still trying to get back on my feet and/or normal work schedule. I also have a more expansive raw linkspam feed from my Google Reader on FriendFeed. (I've always had that, in

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[chulacabra]

Twilight vulva soap

WAT????

*woman shrieks*

*windowpane shatters*

*horse whinnies*

[elbales]

I shouldn't have looked. Regretsy has scarred me for life. For life.

[cleolinda]

Regretsy has also left people with wayyyyy too many things to email to me.

[elbales]

Cleo, the internet has left people with wayyyyy too many things to email to you. Bless.

[smadronia]

That's why I never email you anything. By the time I've seen it, you've commented on it. I like being behind though.

[elbales]

Pretty much, yeah.

[robinmc]

Oh dear lord. I'm afraid to ask if it's scented, because I know the answer.

I need a lobotomy.

[robinmc]

Oh...

At least it's not freesia?

[cleolinda]

Bella and her tastyblood rather infamously smell like "something floral... freesia, or maybe lavender." I'll leave you to work out how freesia smells anything like lavender, and how either could smell tasty.

(After Bella becomes a vampire, she discovers that Edward's Vampire Smell is "lilac, honey, and sun.")

[cleolinda]

See, this is why I took that bullet for everyone else. I read that series so you don't have to.

That said, I do understand the "sun" bit--like laundry you've hung outside. For some reason, it always has a smell that I can't attribute to anything I can actually see in the yard, like grass or flowers.

So basically, Edward smells like a dryer sheet. Of course he does.

[aranel13]

Now if only he could use his powers of Static Cling Removal to ditch Bella.