Well, it shouldn't be too hard, I figure, because you wouldn't exactly transcribe musical performances. And, let's be honest: we're all really going to be watching it for some pop-culture successor to "George Bush doesn't care about black people." And I don't know about you, but I want to be here for that.
So, I'll do it the way I do regular liveblogs... wait. No, I can't, can I? No commercials, I bet. Well, maybe I'll hit post every now and then when musical performances give us a breather, how about that. So hold on, that'll start in five minutes.
And tomorrow! The SAG Awards liveblog! After the Help Haiti Heal podathon! Because I am insane.