A little teal deer for you this morning

[cleolinda]

So I have a full-blown sinus blarg now, all in my ears and throat and chest, which explains a lot about the dizzy spells. Fnarr.

So! First of all! The experience of the early preview itself, aside from the movie:

Comments

[cupcakery]

I wonder if the New Moon experience is bettered by a sinus cold.

AND IT WILL STILL NOT BE FREAKY THAT THIS BOOK IS ESSENTIALLY JACOB IMPRINTING ON ONE OF HER OVA.

[cleolinda]

I KNOW RIGHT

You know, Allegra-D may enhance the experience, who knows.

[allegratheneko]

Glancing at that comment was one of the strangest moments of my life, as my name is Allegra D., and for a split second all I could think was "WHY IS CLEOLINDA TALKING ABOUT ME??"

[golden_d]

I bet the New Moon experience is bettered by vodka.

[cupcakery]

What isn't?

[golden_d]

...food poisoning?

[cupcakery]

Hmm. It would depend on how much of vodka's sterilizing properties manage to work inside the bodily system - can an alcohol with a high-enough proof value kill food poisoning bacteria?

[elizardbits]

I have done various experiments on this subject with tequila to great success.

[cupcakery]

Science for great justice!

[emzebel]

Twilight definitely was!

[flamingtoilet]

I would assume the right combination of meds would have quite an effect. Or the wrong combination for thar matter.

I know I'll need to be heavily medicated when the wife drags me to this, even though we're both totally in it for the lulz.

[kittenscurious]

I &hearts your icon. Poor Dead Boone is truly AWESOME in that show.

[byakuya_chan]

OH GOD, I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT THAT WAY.

If she had her on of her ovaries removed and gave it to Jacob, what would happen?

...ew.

[dacaktty]

*twitchdie*

[funniefriend]

Seconded!