Hello, my name is Cleo, and I am, regrettably, not a Dracula

[cleolinda]

So today is my journal birthday (six years old!). Also: HALLOWEEN. Wish I felt more celebratory. I felt pretty horrible all week, but then I cheered myself up with a Twitter-spamming errand-shenanigans photo safari this morning (uh... sorry about that, Twitfolk). It went like so:


@cleolinda Going to sto'. Another suburban photo safari, y/n?

(The sto' is a Publix.)

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/no827 - Halloween bouquets

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/no83o - Princess cakes

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/no8oa - Look at these mfing decorative gourds

(Because It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.)

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/no92j - Where I buy my tea

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/no9f1 - The sugar cookie mix from the tea experiment

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/noag8 - Wait, what?

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/noalq - #Twilight

(I do recommend the brown and peach palettes from this line.)

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/noaqe - WHYYYYYY

(A horror unrelated to Twilight.)

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/noav4 - Chagrin

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/noba2 - Jack Sparrow aquarium, snobbiest bird feeder ever

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/nobf7 - The fufu berries taste like fufu berries

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/nobt1 - I keep wanting to try this

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/noc2r - Strawberry creme Muscle Milk...?

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/nocci - My favorite yogurt

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/nocig - WOODCHUCK

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/noclz - My favorite ice cream

@cleolinda The entire store thinks I'm crazy, or perhaps from a country where they do not have groceries

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/nodh8 - Back third of the store, with all the nice booze and frozen food

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/nodrv - Nine

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/noecs - Monster sweet tooth

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/noedb - Cinnamon brooms

@alliancesjr: @cleolinda The cinnamon brooms are awesome and not just because I immediately went "You're in Honeydukes?"
@cleolinda More errands: Walmart.

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/noop2 - STOP FOLLOWING ME

@AnnLarimer @cleolinda HE WANTS TO KEEP YOU SAFE, CLEO.

@cleolinda @AnnLarimer FROM HIGH PRICES
@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/noqct - My mother: "The littlest bows!"

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/noqsd - An embarrassment to the name of Tannenbaum

@akathorne @cleolinda Pffft, those are the gayest little Christmas trees ever. Awesome.

@cleolinda Errands in downtown Homewood now. Nothing interesting to spam you with, sry2say.

@cleolinda Trufax: Original name for SoHo area (South Homewood) apts was going to be Phat Flats. I am not making this up.

@cleolinda MY MOTHER WANTS TO VISIT ALL THE LOCAL BAKERIES SO BAD AND I THINK WE MAY ACTUALLY DO IT

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/nowpk - Yellow trees outside Pastry Arts

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/np055 - Assorted Baby Bites cakes from Pastry Arts in Homewood

@cleolinda http://twitpic.com/np0yn - Greek chicken, rice, salad from Zoe's

@cleolinda Yeah, we tore a swath through town today. The end.

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