You're going to laugh at me so hard, but I actually thought that getting a Littlest Bella would solve some of The Littlest Edward's problems. ( I think Eowyn was dying a little inside )
It's a terrific idea. She's annoying. The Edwards will mope and pine and give huge emo performance art whether she lives or dies, whereas she seems to be really working other people's nerves. I'm assuming Lord Asriel wouldn't eat her and would dispatch her neatly and efficiently. Shove her in the microwave when there are small nephews visiting, e.g., who could be blamed --and entertained...
I'm not familiar with "The Golden Compass", so I know nothing about Lord Asriel, just that he seems to have a little more testosterone than the average mandollie, and a lot more expression than the average Tonner. Our big girls only have a Matt O'Neil to keep them company, and even the little Obitsus can kick his big plastic sissy ass.
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I'm not familiar with "The Golden Compass", so I know nothing about Lord Asriel, just that he seems to have a little more testosterone than the average mandollie, and a lot more expression than the average Tonner. Our big girls only have a Matt O'Neil to keep them company, and even the little Obitsus can kick his big plastic sissy ass.
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