Not a great day, but not bad, either
Two things first:
1) After a few nights of feverish procrastination copypasta coding, I finally have a Secret Life of Dolls read-through for you. You can jump in anywhere you want and, by means of hitting "next" or "previous" as you wish, read the entire saga from beginning to end or end to beginning. That's all you right there.
2) Trufax:
@cleolinda: Okay, since at least six people will have my back: the best song from any Grease movie. Yes it is. YES, IT IS. http://tinyurl.com/dfu6w4
@cleolinda: Yes, that is Michelle Pfeiffer riding a ladder. I think this argument is done.
Linkspam:
Judge puts 'Columbo' actor Peter Falk in conservatorship.
Jimi Hendrix Murdered By His Manager?
'Life' Releases Newly Discovered Marilyn Monroe Photos.
Amazon and Logo Announce New Gay & Lesbian Online Store.
Amy Poehler's Smart Girls Series Added To Hulu [Smart Viewing].
Sigourney Weaver's Ellen Ripley Tops List Of Science Fiction's Baddest Women [Women Who Rule].
Will We See A New Age Of Astronaut Glamor?
How About An Animated Movie With A Female Lead Who Isn't A Princess?
Hot Toy Announces 1/6 Silk Spectre 2 from 'Watchmen.' Once again, that first picture is a doll, not a real person.
'Transformers 2' Tracking HUGE: 5-Day Weekend Closer To $160M Than $175M?
Images: First Official Shot From 'Clash of the Titans'; First 'Scott Pilgrim' Poster and New Marvel Logos Revealed; The Secret Lives of Superheroes (and Villains). I always knew Wonder Woman was kinky.
Trailers and clips: Official Trailer for Kevin Spacey's Ensemble Drama 'Shrink'; I give you the trailer for next year's Best Picture Oscar winner ('Bonnie and Clyde vs. Dracula').
High Definition Links to MTV Dumbledore Pensieve Clip from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince; New Photo of Trio from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Ten more HBP promos, 14 new HBP movie stills; More New Construction Photos from Possible Deathly Hallows Location Filming; New trio clip on Hogwarts Express; Tom Felton Reflects Back on Landing Part as Draco Malfoy for Harry Potter Films; Rupert Grint Rolling Stone's Hot Sidekick of 2009.
Three brand new New Moon stills; Twilight 'New Moon' Trailer Scores 5.8 Mil Views In 24 Hours; Quileute Nation Hires PR Professional; Lutz: 'Pattinson's Muscles Are Real'; 'Twilight' fan cruise! With Alice and Emmett? Oh dear God. "I psychically sense that we need to get THE FUCK OFF THIS BOAT."
Robert Pattinson May Be Trading In His Fangs For A Tommy Gun (" 'Rob Pattinson, I made him kiss girls in Cannes. He’s the most charming, wonderful young man,' Weinstein told Us. 'He really cared about the charity, and that’s not an easy thing to do. That’s a sweet, sweetheart thing to do.' " What? What kind of assholes do you hang out with?) (Oh. Hollywood. Never mind).
Exclusive: 'Twilight' director Catherine Hardwicke to update 'Hamlet' with Emile Hirsch.
What Will A ‘Deadpool’ Solo Movie Involve? Co-Creator Rob Liefeld Shares His Thoughts; EXCLUSIVE: Ryan Reynolds Hopes For Ajax & Black Tom In ‘Deadpool’ Movie, But What About Cable?
Bryan Singer Feels Shame and Wants to Return to 'X-Men.' WELL MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO TAKE YOU BACK, OKAY? MAYBE IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. MAYBE YOU HURT ME, OKAY?
Jon Favreau Talks ‘Iron Man 2’ & Twitter On ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.’
'Wall Street 2': Shia LaBeouf is in, Javier Bardem could play villain; Javier Bardem to Play the Hedge Fund Villain in 'Wall Street 2.'
Shia LaBeouf: Is he the next Tom Cruise? John Grisham seems to think so ('The Associate').
Interview: The Hurt Locker's Mark Boal and Kathryn Bigelow.
Todd Field Adapting the Western Epic 'Creed of Violence.'
50 Cent Gets 'Caught in the Crossfire.'
EXCLUSIVE: Taraji P. Henson To Play Jaden Smith's Mom in ‘The Karate Kid’ Remake; Will Smith's daughter Willow to make TV debut on Nickelodeon's 'True Jackson.'
Tony Scott Talks Up ‘The Warriors’; EXCLUSIVE: ‘The Warriors: Jailbreak’ Begins Where The Movie Ends - And Here’s Your First Look! All movies from here on out will be sequels or remakes or "reboots" or "reimaginings." There will be no new ideas made into movies again, ever. Just in case you were wondering.
Ryder Confirms 'Heathers 2,' Swears Christian Slater Onboard.
Someone Has a Look at the 'Poltergeist' Remake.
Wait... WHAT? Anthony Head's in a Futuristic 'Macbeth'?? Okay, this one gets a pass.
SNL’s ‘MacGruber’ Movie Actually Happening.
‘Stretch Armstrong’ Movie Gets 2011 Release Date; 'Stretch Armstrong' Still Getting Made? Really?
The Terrorists Won When 'Glitter' Bombed.
1) After a few nights of feverish procrastination copypasta coding, I finally have a Secret Life of Dolls read-through for you. You can jump in anywhere you want and, by means of hitting "next" or "previous" as you wish, read the entire saga from beginning to end or end to beginning. That's all you right there.
2) Trufax:
@cleolinda: Okay, since at least six people will have my back: the best song from any Grease movie. Yes it is. YES, IT IS. http://tinyurl.com/dfu6w4
@cleolinda: Yes, that is Michelle Pfeiffer riding a ladder. I think this argument is done.
Linkspam:
Judge puts 'Columbo' actor Peter Falk in conservatorship.
Jimi Hendrix Murdered By His Manager?
'Life' Releases Newly Discovered Marilyn Monroe Photos.
Amazon and Logo Announce New Gay & Lesbian Online Store.
Amy Poehler's Smart Girls Series Added To Hulu [Smart Viewing].
Sigourney Weaver's Ellen Ripley Tops List Of Science Fiction's Baddest Women [Women Who Rule].
Will We See A New Age Of Astronaut Glamor?
How About An Animated Movie With A Female Lead Who Isn't A Princess?
Hot Toy Announces 1/6 Silk Spectre 2 from 'Watchmen.' Once again, that first picture is a doll, not a real person.
'Transformers 2' Tracking HUGE: 5-Day Weekend Closer To $160M Than $175M?
Images: First Official Shot From 'Clash of the Titans'; First 'Scott Pilgrim' Poster and New Marvel Logos Revealed; The Secret Lives of Superheroes (and Villains). I always knew Wonder Woman was kinky.
Trailers and clips: Official Trailer for Kevin Spacey's Ensemble Drama 'Shrink'; I give you the trailer for next year's Best Picture Oscar winner ('Bonnie and Clyde vs. Dracula').
High Definition Links to MTV Dumbledore Pensieve Clip from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince; New Photo of Trio from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Ten more HBP promos, 14 new HBP movie stills; More New Construction Photos from Possible Deathly Hallows Location Filming; New trio clip on Hogwarts Express; Tom Felton Reflects Back on Landing Part as Draco Malfoy for Harry Potter Films; Rupert Grint Rolling Stone's Hot Sidekick of 2009.
Three brand new New Moon stills; Twilight 'New Moon' Trailer Scores 5.8 Mil Views In 24 Hours; Quileute Nation Hires PR Professional; Lutz: 'Pattinson's Muscles Are Real'; 'Twilight' fan cruise! With Alice and Emmett? Oh dear God. "I psychically sense that we need to get THE FUCK OFF THIS BOAT."
Robert Pattinson May Be Trading In His Fangs For A Tommy Gun (" 'Rob Pattinson, I made him kiss girls in Cannes. He’s the most charming, wonderful young man,' Weinstein told Us. 'He really cared about the charity, and that’s not an easy thing to do. That’s a sweet, sweetheart thing to do.' " What? What kind of assholes do you hang out with?) (Oh. Hollywood. Never mind).
Exclusive: 'Twilight' director Catherine Hardwicke to update 'Hamlet' with Emile Hirsch.
What Will A ‘Deadpool’ Solo Movie Involve? Co-Creator Rob Liefeld Shares His Thoughts; EXCLUSIVE: Ryan Reynolds Hopes For Ajax & Black Tom In ‘Deadpool’ Movie, But What About Cable?
Bryan Singer Feels Shame and Wants to Return to 'X-Men.' WELL MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO TAKE YOU BACK, OKAY? MAYBE IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. MAYBE YOU HURT ME, OKAY?
Jon Favreau Talks ‘Iron Man 2’ & Twitter On ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.’
'Wall Street 2': Shia LaBeouf is in, Javier Bardem could play villain; Javier Bardem to Play the Hedge Fund Villain in 'Wall Street 2.'
Shia LaBeouf: Is he the next Tom Cruise? John Grisham seems to think so ('The Associate').
Interview: The Hurt Locker's Mark Boal and Kathryn Bigelow.
Todd Field Adapting the Western Epic 'Creed of Violence.'
50 Cent Gets 'Caught in the Crossfire.'
EXCLUSIVE: Taraji P. Henson To Play Jaden Smith's Mom in ‘The Karate Kid’ Remake; Will Smith's daughter Willow to make TV debut on Nickelodeon's 'True Jackson.'
Tony Scott Talks Up ‘The Warriors’; EXCLUSIVE: ‘The Warriors: Jailbreak’ Begins Where The Movie Ends - And Here’s Your First Look! All movies from here on out will be sequels or remakes or "reboots" or "reimaginings." There will be no new ideas made into movies again, ever. Just in case you were wondering.
Ryder Confirms 'Heathers 2,' Swears Christian Slater Onboard.
Someone Has a Look at the 'Poltergeist' Remake.
Wait... WHAT? Anthony Head's in a Futuristic 'Macbeth'?? Okay, this one gets a pass.
SNL’s ‘MacGruber’ Movie Actually Happening.
‘Stretch Armstrong’ Movie Gets 2011 Release Date; 'Stretch Armstrong' Still Getting Made? Really?
The Terrorists Won When 'Glitter' Bombed.