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Y'all, I don't wanna do a damn thing tonight. It took me this long to do a simple linkspam, Adam Lambert's got steel cage shoulder pads on, and I haven't even had dinner yet.
ETA re: American Idol: Aaaaand my mother is rending her garments downstairs. Even Kris Allen is just standing there shaking his head over and over ("Adam deserves this!"), because he knows he's going to get his ass kicked. Like, even Adam is standing there laughing at him. Oh my God, this poor guy. Congratulations on winning The Guy Who Wasn't Supposed to Beat Adam Lambert, Kris!
Longtime voice of Mickey Mouse dies.
The World’s Thickest Book--Miss Marple?
J.D. Salinger's Lawyer Examines Unauthorized Sequel (which may turn out to be parody).
Microsoft may unveil new search engine.
New trailer for ABC's V is now live; Alan Tudyk Leads The Human Resistance Against Ridiculous Alien Cleavage, In New V Stills. Y hello thar, Juliet!
Character Posters for True Blood Season 2.
The Vampire Diaries - First Look.
Images: Check These Out: Photos from Neill Blomkamp's 'District 9'; June 2009: Mark Seliger shoots the 'Fame' cast.
Trailers and clips: New '9' Trailer: It's the Ragdoll 'Terminator Salvation'; Stephen King's 'Dolan's Cadillac' Trailer Pulls In.
trailer_spot: Sherlock Holmes, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Incredible Love, Bright Star, Agora, Broken Embraces.
More EXCLUSIVE ‘Terminator Salvation’ Clips For Your Viewing Pleasure; Unresolved Pregnancy Subplot May Hint At ‘Terminator Salvation’ Sequel; 'Terminator Salvation': EW review; Review: Terminator: Salvation fulfills expectations-but is that enough? (depends on your expectations, really); There's little to salvage from this 'Terminator'; 'Terminator' star Bale guards privacy with great intensity; Final Skynet Research Viral Update - Password Discovered!; WTF: Horrific 'Terminator Salvation' Kids Costume.
Review: Sam Raimi returns to old-school horror in 'Drag Me to Hell'; 'Drag Me to Hell' Shots.
Three Clips from Tarantino’s ‘Inglourious Basterds’; Cannes report: Brad Pitt in Tarantino's 'Inglourious Basterds'; Buy This: Brad Pitt's 'Basterds' Coat.
Four New TV Spots for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince; New Feature from Half-Blood Prince: "I dont need luck, I'm with Dumbledore" (*sob*); First Clip from Half-Blood Prince: Ron Weasley, Lovelorn over Romilda Vane; Transformers and Harry Potter Clips on MTV Movie Awards; Emma Watson Says Doing Night Shoots This Week on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
That really was the New Moon poster; Two Words: Yellow Porsche; Robert Pattinson Drops The Bombshell: A Fourth ‘Twilight’ Movie Is Coming; Kevin Smith's Kid Reviews 'Twilight.'
Poll: Who Should Star In 'Bel Ami' With Robert Pattinson? As if we don't all know that the answer is, "ME, THE RANDOM FANGIRL ANSWERING THIS POLL!!!1!" (ETA: Y'all, I hadn't actually looked at the poll choices. I thought I was kidding.)
Hundreds Of Behind-The-Scenes Hours Coming For ‘Star Trek’; Zachary Quinto blogs about SNL and Star Trek; via cricketwhispers, from our favorite pony artist, My Little Spock.
Marvel Confirms Tom Hiddleston As Loki In ‘Thor,’ But What About Chris Hemsworth?
Robert Downey Jr. Trains For ‘Iron Man 2’ Fight In New Photos; Gwyneth Paltrow is upset with Scarlett Johansson on ‘Iron Man 2′; Is This Mickey Rourke In ‘Iron Man 2’?
Three Clips from Lars Von Trier's 'Antichrist'!; IFC Picks Up Lars von Trier's Controversial Film 'Antichrist'; 'Antichrist' captures Cannes buzz...and my interest. YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOURSELVES.
Steven Spielberg Has a Dream About Martin Luther King Jr.; Two of Martin Luther King's Children Don't Approve Of New Biopic Plans.
Melissa Leo Joins Bale and Wahlberg in ‘Fighter.’
Will Ferrell Is Out To Get Me - And This ‘Land Of The Lost’ Interview Proves It!
Jonathan Glazer To Give ‘Birth’ To ‘Under The Skin.’
‘Ghostbusters 3′ Could Start Production This Winter, Says Dan Aykroyd; 'Ghostbusters 3' Has Sigourney Weaver, Maybe Some Babes.
Which Starlet Will Get ‘Footloose’ With Chace Crawford?
'Thirst' Quenching Pics; More Remakes: Park Chan-wook's 'Thirst' and Bong Joon-ho's 'Mother.'
Casting Updates on Mimi Leder's 'Mandrake the Magician'; Christensen, Hounsou to Star in 'Mandrake'; UPDATE: Hayden Christensen Is NOT Starring In ‘Mandrake.’
Kevin Smith On Trying To ‘Breathe New Life’ Into The Buddy Cop Genre With ‘A Couple of Dicks.’
Cher to star opposite Christina Aguilera in 'Burlesque.'
Oliver Stone in Talks for 'Helter Skelter.'
‘Boondock Saints’ Sequel Going Theatrical, Full Of ‘Raw-ass, Gratuitous Violence.’ That's... hot?
Apparently There Really Is an 'Easy Rider' Sequel Coming.
EXCLUSIVE: Anna Faris, Christina Applegate To Voice Chipettes In ‘Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.’
ETA re: American Idol: Aaaaand my mother is rending her garments downstairs. Even Kris Allen is just standing there shaking his head over and over ("Adam deserves this!"), because he knows he's going to get his ass kicked. Like, even Adam is standing there laughing at him. Oh my God, this poor guy. Congratulations on winning The Guy Who Wasn't Supposed to Beat Adam Lambert, Kris!
Longtime voice of Mickey Mouse dies.
The World’s Thickest Book--Miss Marple?
J.D. Salinger's Lawyer Examines Unauthorized Sequel (which may turn out to be parody).
Microsoft may unveil new search engine.
New trailer for ABC's V is now live; Alan Tudyk Leads The Human Resistance Against Ridiculous Alien Cleavage, In New V Stills. Y hello thar, Juliet!
Character Posters for True Blood Season 2.
The Vampire Diaries - First Look.
Images: Check These Out: Photos from Neill Blomkamp's 'District 9'; June 2009: Mark Seliger shoots the 'Fame' cast.
Trailers and clips: New '9' Trailer: It's the Ragdoll 'Terminator Salvation'; Stephen King's 'Dolan's Cadillac' Trailer Pulls In.
trailer_spot: Sherlock Holmes, Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Incredible Love, Bright Star, Agora, Broken Embraces.
More EXCLUSIVE ‘Terminator Salvation’ Clips For Your Viewing Pleasure; Unresolved Pregnancy Subplot May Hint At ‘Terminator Salvation’ Sequel; 'Terminator Salvation': EW review; Review: Terminator: Salvation fulfills expectations-but is that enough? (depends on your expectations, really); There's little to salvage from this 'Terminator'; 'Terminator' star Bale guards privacy with great intensity; Final Skynet Research Viral Update - Password Discovered!; WTF: Horrific 'Terminator Salvation' Kids Costume.
Review: Sam Raimi returns to old-school horror in 'Drag Me to Hell'; 'Drag Me to Hell' Shots.
Three Clips from Tarantino’s ‘Inglourious Basterds’; Cannes report: Brad Pitt in Tarantino's 'Inglourious Basterds'; Buy This: Brad Pitt's 'Basterds' Coat.
Four New TV Spots for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince; New Feature from Half-Blood Prince: "I dont need luck, I'm with Dumbledore" (*sob*); First Clip from Half-Blood Prince: Ron Weasley, Lovelorn over Romilda Vane; Transformers and Harry Potter Clips on MTV Movie Awards; Emma Watson Says Doing Night Shoots This Week on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
That really was the New Moon poster; Two Words: Yellow Porsche; Robert Pattinson Drops The Bombshell: A Fourth ‘Twilight’ Movie Is Coming; Kevin Smith's Kid Reviews 'Twilight.'
Poll: Who Should Star In 'Bel Ami' With Robert Pattinson? As if we don't all know that the answer is, "ME, THE RANDOM FANGIRL ANSWERING THIS POLL!!!1!" (ETA: Y'all, I hadn't actually looked at the poll choices. I thought I was kidding.)
Hundreds Of Behind-The-Scenes Hours Coming For ‘Star Trek’; Zachary Quinto blogs about SNL and Star Trek; via cricketwhispers, from our favorite pony artist, My Little Spock.
Marvel Confirms Tom Hiddleston As Loki In ‘Thor,’ But What About Chris Hemsworth?
Robert Downey Jr. Trains For ‘Iron Man 2’ Fight In New Photos; Gwyneth Paltrow is upset with Scarlett Johansson on ‘Iron Man 2′; Is This Mickey Rourke In ‘Iron Man 2’?
Three Clips from Lars Von Trier's 'Antichrist'!; IFC Picks Up Lars von Trier's Controversial Film 'Antichrist'; 'Antichrist' captures Cannes buzz...and my interest. YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOURSELVES.
Steven Spielberg Has a Dream About Martin Luther King Jr.; Two of Martin Luther King's Children Don't Approve Of New Biopic Plans.
Melissa Leo Joins Bale and Wahlberg in ‘Fighter.’
Will Ferrell Is Out To Get Me - And This ‘Land Of The Lost’ Interview Proves It!
Jonathan Glazer To Give ‘Birth’ To ‘Under The Skin.’
‘Ghostbusters 3′ Could Start Production This Winter, Says Dan Aykroyd; 'Ghostbusters 3' Has Sigourney Weaver, Maybe Some Babes.
Which Starlet Will Get ‘Footloose’ With Chace Crawford?
'Thirst' Quenching Pics; More Remakes: Park Chan-wook's 'Thirst' and Bong Joon-ho's 'Mother.'
Casting Updates on Mimi Leder's 'Mandrake the Magician'; Christensen, Hounsou to Star in 'Mandrake'; UPDATE: Hayden Christensen Is NOT Starring In ‘Mandrake.’
Kevin Smith On Trying To ‘Breathe New Life’ Into The Buddy Cop Genre With ‘A Couple of Dicks.’
Cher to star opposite Christina Aguilera in 'Burlesque.'
Oliver Stone in Talks for 'Helter Skelter.'
‘Boondock Saints’ Sequel Going Theatrical, Full Of ‘Raw-ass, Gratuitous Violence.’ That's... hot?
Apparently There Really Is an 'Easy Rider' Sequel Coming.
EXCLUSIVE: Anna Faris, Christina Applegate To Voice Chipettes In ‘Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.’