Oh, why the hell not?

[cleolinda]

So I had some time to kill while I was waiting on multiple batches of cookies to bake (another thing for Mom's work), and starherd sent me a spare pack of those Twilight conversation heart candies, which I had said I should just go ahead and review. You know. For science! Besides, a different movie site writes about these every two weeks and then everyone

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[evewithanapple]

*looks at the package picture*

What's with those "secrets of the night?" They're all just basic character stats.

[cleolinda]

I know, right? BELLA'S DAD IS A COP, YOU GUYS, DUN TELL NOBODY.

[sweet_pessimism]

Wow, I know - I was looking at those, and... Really? I'm so sure that the target audience for this doesn't already know these things.

SPOILER ALERT: EDWARD IS A VAMPIRE.

[cleolinda]

Heh, seriously.

[trampchic]

Also, how exactly is Charlie a "secret of the night".