Quick Twi-spam

[cleolinda]

It's Official! Chris Weitz To Direct 'Twilight' Sequel: Helmer Reassures Fans. Includes a "signed" public letter to that effect. Godspeed you, brave soul. And ask your leads if you can share their stash.

Slow seduction of ‘Twilight’ fans has its roots on the Internet. *takes notes*

Rolling Stone pokes the crazy, pulls choicest bits for your

Comments

[robinmc]

I have to say, considering that the books are all about abstinence, basically giving the fangirls a chance to sleep with Edward Cullen seems like a bit of a mixed message.

[lesbiassparrow]

Yes, but true to the books nothing would happen. And this way Edward's stalking fetish can be enjoyed chastely by girls the world over.

[robinmc]

The only reason nothing happened in the books is because Edward pushes her away over and over again. Sheet!Edward can do no such thing. He is helpless against the lustful teenage hordes.

[trampchic]

AHAHAHAHAHA for some strange reason, at Sheet!Edward

[robinmc]

Well, I can't help but love the fact that they use the picture in which he looks really fucking angry. Sheet!Edward does not approve of you sleeping on him.

And I'm sorry, the proportions of the sheet in terms of a person lying on it...maybe I just have a dirty mind.

[trampchic]

Also, here's what I realised yesterday: OMG THE ICON "EDWARD CULLEN IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE...AND IT SCARES HIM" has so reached a new level of accuracy.