And now, to get back to actual work

[cleolinda]

Ah, it's time for the Twi-spam. I haven't heard anything in particular about the Tour of Terror events from Friday, so maybe they came off without incident? Or perhaps, as I feared that other time, there were actually no survivors to report back. Even the Saugus article just kind of cuts off before they really get to anything

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[telesilla]

That jewelry is fugly; I wouldn't pay Dollar Tree prices for it, let alone those prices Amazon's charging.

[cleolinda]

BUT IT HAS THE CULLEN FAMILY CREST! ARE YOU NOT DAZZLED?

[telesilla]

HYPMOTIZED!!!! I'LL TAKE A DOZEN. OF EACH!

[cleolinda]

I've decided that I'm going to find or make some Jones family crest jewelry. You know, because I'm not actually named Jones and it's not a terribly exclusive crest.

Also? If you look at the movie pictures, all five Cullen kids are always wearing their big flashy family crest jewelry. No wonder everyone at school hates them.

[lilgoala]

I didn't even know the Cullens had a family crest. I don't remember reading about it in the books.

[cleolinda]

They didn't--there was a Peter Facinelli interview on MTV where he was like HERE'S MY RING BITCHES. They invented it for the movie.

(Oh my God, WHY DO I REMEMBER ALL THIS STUFF? It's like, this is why I can't add numbers in my head anymore, there's all this Twilight bullshit taking up mathy space instead.)