This is probably the most work I got done all day

[cleolinda]

I already got my chattiness out of the way earlier today, so let's just go with the Wide, Wide World recappish-type entry as today's flashback and jump straight to four or five days' backlog of linkspam, of which I have only selected the cream:

Comments

[lunylucy]

Waitwaitwait, what? Zach Efron?!? Oh hell no.

[outinthestorm]

My thoughts exactly.
I can't even believe that they're thinking of getting Efron to eventually replace Depp. Are they that stupid?

[lunylucy]

From what I gathered he's not going to become Jack but get like a spin-off worthy role or something? STILL.

I guess they're counting on the HSM fangirls >:(

[outinthestorm]

Unless they are think of having him as a young Jack Sparrow in flashbacks and then make movies about the early life of Jack?
Either way, Do Not Want.

[elendiari22]

That interview with Burton is cool. He's becoming one of my favorite directors.

[anthraxpretzels]

-imagines Zack Efron as Jack Sparrow for 5 seconds-

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

[anthraxpretzels]

A RPer named "skyentific"

[wearejustducky]

I read that book solely because of your recap, thinking that surely, you had exaggerated for comic effect.

I apologize for ever doubting you. That book was even more bananas than you said.

[cleolinda]

Oh, I was actually quite restrained in my description, honestly. People need to learn that I am Not Kidding about 97% of the time.

[madeline_may]

If ever you share a picture of yourself with us, throw in a pissed-off-face one, and someone should icon it.

"I AM NOT KIDDING."

[robinmc]

JJ Abrams must be stopped. The man is drunk with power and is no longer thinking clearly.

I wonder what a Twilight listening party would actually be like. Will Hot Topic have EMTs available to resuscitate the tweens who hyperventilate and pass out when one of RPattz's songs starts playing?

[jharrison19]

win