Linkspam, before I get back to work!
'100 Things to Do Before You Die' co-author Dave Freeman dies in LA. ‘Clover’ brewing system arrives at Starbucks. Northern Hemisphere Gets Ready for End of UFO Season. Join Mystery Science Theater 3000 And Get Paid. You're damn right I'm trying out for this! "OMG NO CLEOLINDA IS SELLING OUT!" DAMN RIGHT I'M SELLING OUT.
Bear à porter, or, the Karl Lagerfeld Teddy Bear.
From MommyBeast:
THE MOST AWESOMEST MY LITTLE PONY MODS EVER. My Little Alien is GENIUS. Also, I may have linked this before, I can't remember: via Making Light,
Dr. Horrible ponies. A NEW ORDER: HOT NEWES ON BLAZINGE FELLOW.GEOFFREY CHAUCER (TM) HATH AN EXTREME BLOG: GO ENGLAND! IT YS RAD! - FEATURED CONTENT (contrib. by Tho. Favent)
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“kitteh” iz so word. wurth twelvity-five points. Woman charged in "Second Life" kidnapping plot. Extras seek $11 million from Tom Cruise after accident. Happy birthday, invisible cross-dressing sexpot! Shirley Manson is forty-two?
Images:
Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Get Close in 'I Love You Phillip Morris' ("Carrey stars as Steven Russell, a happily married con-man who finds himself falling in love with his cell-mate, Phillip Morris [as played by McGregor]");
Ben Barnes, Jessica Biel and Colin Firth in 'Easy Virtue' (wait, Firth and Barnes are in two movies together?--hey, there's Kristin Scott Thomas!);
First Look at Bryce Dallas Howard in 'The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond';
Five Reasons Why the 'Righteous Kill' Poster Makes Us Want to See Anything But 'Righteous Kill.' Trailers and clips:
Exclusive: Sam Rockwell Gets Medievel In ‘Choke’;
Brittany Murphy Cheats in the 'Across the Hall' Trailer;
'The Haunting of Molly Hartley' Poster & Trailer (biggest star: Chace Crawford);
Update: 'Fast and Furious (4)' Trailer and Pics Arrive. JK Rowling shocked by Harry Potter results on Google;
Radcliffe Blasts Prudish Fans. I've said it before, but I love how any non-positive statement reported by the press is always "blasting" someone.
It's Twilight Tuesday!
Is It Too Early For ‘Twilight’ Sequel Talk? Taylor Lautner Hopes Not!;
Twilight' Cast Heads Back To The Set To Shoot New Scenes;
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner Will Present At The VMAs (oh, I'm SURE that won't end in tears and security guard scuffles);
Livejournals Buckle Under the Weight of New 'Twilight' Developments, Reshoots. HEY! This article doesn't have anything to do with Livejournal at all! It's just playing on the widespread misconceptions that both LJ and the Twifandom are overrun by teenagers, both of which are false! I'll have you know that some of us only get
MISTAKEN for teens!
(BREAKING NEWS:
Huzzah, there is a new Growing Up Cullen!)
New 'Watchmen' Magazine Covers;
'Watchmen' Covers Reveal Rorschach is Wearing a Sofa. 'Quantum of Solace' - Official Blog Report #23. Should Superman Go Dark? We Ask Kevin Smith, Jeph Loeb And Other Comic Creators. Look, let me settle this for you: NO. NO, IT SHOULD NOT. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE OF MY LEARNINGS.
Peter Jackson Directing First Tintin Film Instead?;
Spielberg Still Directing First Tintin. I am relieved to know this, as I woke up this morning from a troubled slumber specifically to ask myself, "Self, do we know who is directing the first Tintin? DO WE KNOW???"
Edgar Wright Gives a Much Needed 'Scott Pilgrim' Update. Terrorism Thriller 'Traitor' is from a Story by ... Steve Martin? Maggie Grace Takes Top Spot in 'Malice in Wonderland.' 'Babylon A.D.' Director Joins Critics of 'Babylon A.D.';
Director Of 'Babylon AD' Calls Movie "Terrible Experience." ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ Animated Series To Be Resurrected? Robot Slaughter Is Disney's Desperate Bid For Male Eyeballs. Chuck Palahniuk's 'Rant' Headed For the Big Screen, Too! Swank and Smith Buy 'Something Borrowed.' Lindsay Lohan Joy To Work With, Says ‘Labor Pains’ Co-Star Kevin Covais. Woody Harrelson Puts His Indie Movie Cred To Work Fighting Zombies. Are We Really Getting More 'Children of the Corn'?! What the Princess Says When She Buys Her Gelded Pirate Slave [Found Footage] 'Dragonball' Movie Still A Go, Unfortunately;
'Dragonball' Trailer Coming in October. Dragonball: A movie so terrible, even I don't want anything to do with it.