Item one:
Why I hate April Fool's Day, or, at the very least, April Fool's gags that do not make their fooliness clear enough.
Item two:
Google is totally okay by me, though, because they know how to do it right. Seen any other good ones? (Favorites so far:
News announces the new member of the lj advisory board;
Smart Bitches, Trashy Books taken over by Dear Author;
ESPN to air Election Deathmatch Coverage.)